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  1. Funny Quotes And Shit III

    More quotes, because you guys are almost all quotable bastards and this shit fills up fast.

    BTW, I'm pretty sure YN wins for most quotes this time around. Yay for YN.

    Here we go:

    Quote Originally Posted by Wumbo
    Quote Originally Posted by SPoCK
    Quote Originally Posted by Me
    Quote Originally Posted by SPoCK
    Quote Originally Posted by Me
    Quote Originally Posted by SPoCK
    Quote Originally Posted by Me
    Quote Originally Posted by YellowNerd
    Peanut butter cures everything.
    Reese's Peanut Butter Magic Shell makes Ice Cream pwn. Also Tuna Helper
    HOLY SHIT I THINK WE HAVE SOME. I GOTTA CHECK.
    HOLY COCKS WE GOT SOME.
    Reeses's PB Shell or Tuna Helper?
    REESES PB SHELL
    That is a holy cocks moment.
    TOO BAD I DONT HAVE
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  2. Quotable Quotes, Part Two

    By god, that went fast.

    So, here's a new batch of quotes, straight from the horse's m̶o̶u̶t̶h̶s̶ keyboards.

    Quote Originally Posted by Yackerz
    [Entirety of ERBoH Countries Fan Fiction]
    Quote Originally Posted by The Element Commander
    Girl, is your sign Cancer? Because you cause pain to everyone you touch, you bring negativity whenever you're brought up, you smell like sea water, everyone wants to exterminate you, and I want to break your skeleton with this butcher knife. You're moody and you're clingy, self-absorbed and self-pitying, over
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  3. Quotable Quotes, Wave 1 (Gunachev-August 2013)

    So we all eventually come to a time where we have a lot of quotes and little room.

    So, to not only make room for more quotes in my sig, as well as honor those there already, here are my quotes, from sometime in Mikhail Gunachev's days to now, Basically August of 2013.

    The winners of my affection up to now:

    Quote Originally Posted by SaneButStrange
    how much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck penis
    Quote Originally Posted by I-Magi-Nation
    And the hopes for a sequel are smashed like clown zombies head
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  4. Faking Nosebleeds.

    I have an issue...well, I have a f**kton of issues, but the current issue is nosebleeds.

    I live in New Mexico, which means the lack of humidity causes nosebleeds a lot, I've had around eight in the last three days, I'd say. I have a tissue in my nose right now. Heck, I was bleeding profusely from both nostrils last night, you try enjoying a TV show while leaning forward.

    I once lifted a desk and ended up losing so much blood I got light headed.

    Well, ...
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  5. Blogging and Sh*t

    So, I figured I would do this now, I would have done it before it was cool, but then it wouldn't have been cool.

    Well, um, here goes, I guess.

    So today, I went on a little cookout, if you will, at a local park with mah family.

    It was rather drab in itself, we ate hotdogs and deviled eggs, and then ribs, which resulted in an unusual messy meal for me. A pair of cops were there for a short time, enforcing leash law or something, I caught a glimpse of one ...
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