Mike Hat

  1. Chews My Name

    Back in elementary school we had to wear name tags during certain scenarios (ie during our field day) and I had a bad habit of nibbling on my shirt a lot when I got nervous. One field day I accidentally took a small bite out of my name tag. It was pretty awkward.
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  2. I Love Ranger

    It's pretty underrated for a Pokemon spinoff game.
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  3. Sanic Reviews: Vader vs. Hitler 1

    The battle that really put ERB in the spotlight... and then did it again... Truly a classic battle. But how does it stack up nowadays? Let's find out.

    Who won?

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    Hitler: Round 1

    I am Adolf Hitler, Commander of the Third Reich
    Little known fact: Also dope on the mic
    Kind of just set-up for the battle. Not really any points to be made. 0
    You are Vader, with your little boots and cape
    And helmet to cover up that burnt ass face
    I find
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  4. Sanic Reviews: Alexander vs. Ivan Part 2

    http://www.erboh.com/forum/entry.php...vs-Ivan-Part-1

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    OLD FRITZ OLD FRITZ OLD FRITZ

    I'm Frederick the Great, out the gate first servant of state
    I like that he's actually pushing away the Brandenburg Gate when he says this, improves the line a lot for me. +1
    Oblique attack tactics ain't exactly straight
    kek nice +2
    I've got creative talents and battle malice
    Hard as steel on the field, genteel in the palace
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  5. Sanic Reviews: Alexander vs. Ivan Part 1

    Oh boy. I've been trying to figure out how to do this one for a bit. I'm still not entirely sure how to "fairly" judge this battle, but I'm going to take a stab at it anyway. Gotta do it in two parts too...

    Who won?

    Spoiler: 
    Ivan the Terrible

    Look alive, crème de la Kremlin's arriving
    I think crème de la Kremlin is one of the better puns ERB has used in recent memory. I think it works here because it literally means "best of the Kremlin," so
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