Mike Hat

Slavemaster Polar told me I had to do this by tonight or else so...

Who won?

Spoiler: 

Craig: Round 1

I’ve beefed with Le Chiffre and No and Blofeld with the cheek scar
Sets up a really good line plus makes Bond sound intimidating. +1
But they were not as crooked and rotten as your teeth are
Hilarious. +2
I’ll go balls to the Walther on this whack twat in an ascot
I like the Walther pun and the flow so +1
Blast shots atcha like gas

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