Mike Hat

It's actually been a while since I really watched this battle, so I'll be going in with a fresh mind. Let's goooo!

Who won?

Spoiler: 

Shakespeare: Round 1

Come bite my thumb! I hope you know the stakes
I'll put a slug between your shoulder blades, then ask what light through yonder poser breaks?
I kind of like this as an insult and as a Romeo and Juliet reference. +1
I hath been iambic on that ass ye bastard
My rhymes are classic, your crap is

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This battle got me into ERB, before I was just a casual not-fan who had seen the big ones (and by that I mean the Vader/Hitler trilogy, Jobs vs. Gates, and Obama vs. Romney). So is this battle as good as I initially thought? Or am I biased to liking it? Let's find out!

Who won?

Spoiler: 

Isaac Newton: Round 1

Of all the scientific minds in history
They put Beaker in a bow tie up against me?
Comparing him to Beaker is a pretty funny insult. +1
I'm a

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Oh boy it's time to review maybe the most underrated ERB in existence.

Let's do thissss

Who won?

Spoiler: 

Marilyn Monroe: Round 1

Whose rap flow's the dopest? Marilyn Monroe's is
Pretty funny if it's a reference to her death as Genius states. Thought Socrates was the first to brag about how he died. +1
Overthrow pharaohs who oppose me like Moses
Kind of obvious but a good comparison line. +1
You could never kick my ass, so kiss

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This battle sure has proven controversial huh? Well it's time to see what good old uncle Sanic thought about it!

Who won?

Spoiler: 

Banner: Round 1

I'll school you in this battle of the baddest Bruce
With your He-Man haircut and your Daisy Dukes
I found this line amusing enough as a dig at Jenner's appearance. +1
I hear you're good at running, you're just like the Flash
Especially in the hundred meter ditch your wife dash!
A lot of people

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Let’s-a go.


Who won?

Spoiler: 

Wright Bros: Round 1

We're the Wright Brothers and there can't be no other
Maybe a "right brothers" joke would've worked better as an introduction. I love Rhett and Link but they always seem to get pretty poor intros to their battles. This is at least probably the best one, at least if the second part is referencing the dispute over whether the Wrights actually invented the first plane. +1
We don't wanna cause

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