Mike Hat

  1. Sanic Reviews: Goku vs. Superman

    All right let's see if I enjoy this battle as much in hindsight as I did when I first watched it.

    Who won?

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    Superman: Round 1

    Who can stop this constipated jock
    Interesting way to start the battle. DBZ characters do sound constipated now that I think about it. +1
    With the awful animation and the complicated plot?
    Meh, just stating things without really putting a twist on them. 0
    Who's got the rap bombs to drop on Japan?
    This makes
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  2. Sanic Reviews: Bond vs. Powers

    Slavemaster Polar told me I had to do this by tonight or else so...

    Who won?

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    Craig: Round 1

    Iíve beefed with Le Chiffre and No and Blofeld with the cheek scar
    Sets up a really good line plus makes Bond sound intimidating. +1
    But they were not as crooked and rotten as your teeth are
    Hilarious. +2
    Iíll go balls to the Walther on this whack twat in an ascot
    I like the Walther pun and the flow so +1
    Blast shots atcha like gas
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  3. Sanic Reviews: Douglass vs. Jefferson

    Who won?

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    Jefferson: Round 1

    When in the course of human events
    It becomes necessary for a battle to commence
    I like the idea of opening the battle up with lines from the Declaration of Independence, but in practice it doesn't really translate well. 0
    Then kplow! I hit 'em with the illness of my quill
    I'm a little meh on this line as well. I think they could've been a better way to say "I dissed people in print too" than this. 0
    I'm
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  4. Sanic Reviews: Ramsay vs. Child

    Here we goooo!

    Who won?

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    Ramsay: Round 1

    And that's how you make a perfect risotto
    Not counting this as a line.
    Right, Mrs. Child, welcome to the grown-upsí table
    Really above average for an opening line. Puns on her name and references the whole "Cooking" theme. Also the visuals implying he doesn't even remember her name help. +2
    I've got exactly two minutes and you should be grateful
    Sam's explanation of this
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  5. Sanic Reviews: Tolkien vs. Martin

    Okay I'm gonna jump on the review bandwagon but I'm gonna do it in my blog for three reasons.

    1) So this thing has a purpose again.
    2) So I won't have three running threads in the Review subforum.
    3) So I can just review the regular ERBs without doing any requests or anything.

    So yeah. Basically I'm going to be dissecting each battle in two different ways: "Who won?", where I simply rank the combatants against each other, and "Overall ranking," ...
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