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twas the night before christmas
and all through my shed
no one was stirring
because they were all dead

then i went to my shed
and i saw saint nick
trying to steal my presents
so i kicked him in the dick

merry christmas everyone

So apparently there might not be any NRL Micro Figures next year.

This really makes me sad. I've spent a good portion of the past 2 years collecting them. I have literally every player they've made with the exception of one, and he's in the mail anyway.

They will be back in 2018 by the looks of things, but what the fuck am I gonna do for that whole year?

hey guyz time for a top 5

number 5: jake granville (not really a character but he looks really edgy)

number 4: umbreon, which seems to be a poster boy for edgy teens who play pokeman, as well as zoroark, absol, and sometimes ninetales

number 3: shadow the edgehog

number 2: that sasuke bloke from naruto

number 1: fucking dark pit

my dick is like a 2 minute noodle

it's really long so you can suck my doodle

mitchell pearce put his in a poodle

idk any other rhyming words

step 1: put in the dildo key and turn it

step 2: watch the dildo blades go round and round

step 3: shoot your dildo missiles at the enemy (probably sam)

step 4: get girls every day

thats how to fly the dildocopter