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  1. Blog From McDonald's

    I'd like to tasknag my friends and family.

    I swear I'll stop these when I exhaust all the possible Wi-Fi restaurants.
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  2. The Role of the American Government Pt. 1

    Before you click away, just hear me out. I know what you're thinking because I can read minds "LAWLzoR is going to say the US government needs to back out of our lives!" Or "LAWLzoR is going to say the US government needs to do more!" Well I'll actually be talking about none of that. Instead I'm going to talk about the role of the US government through its history, how and why it changed, and why asking the question "What should the role of the government be?" is not ...
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  3. Blog From Applebee's

    I'd like to tasknag the academy.
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  4. Most Presidents are Assholes

    Pretty much every President either:
    A. supported slavery
    B. supported segregation
    C. cheated on their wife
    D. broke the law
    or E. just fucking sucked

    presidents do not deserve a holiday fuck you most presidents

    i should be president
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  5. Oscar Buzz

    by , 02-15-2015 at 12:04 AM (Luke's Lascivious Ludicrously Lesbianic Laws of Logic and Life)
    I haven't seen Birdman or Theory of Everything yet, but this is how the best picture nominees ranked for me, in order from least amount of fun to most amount of fun watching.

    Disclosure: I still had fun with ALL OF THESE. NONE OF THESE ARE BAD. SOME ARE JUST BETTER THOUGH.

    Spoiler: 
    American Sniper was a good movie. It kept my interest somewhat, and I really love Bradley Cooper. Not anywhere near Best Picture though.


    Spoiler: 
    The Grand Budapest Hotel was a great introductory
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