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  1. Laugholmore

    by , 02-06-2014 at 11:49 AM (Luke's Lascivious Ludicrously Lesbianic Laws of Logic and Life)
    Macklemore buys a fridge.

    Snacklemore.

    Macklemore buys a duck.

    Quacklemore.

    Macklemore buys an encyclopedia.

    Factlemore.

    Macklemore changes his name to Jack.

    Jacklemore.

    Macklemore joins Anonymous.

    Hacklemore.

    Macklemore plays basketball.

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  2. Fuck Tumblr

  3. New Theater Idea

    So I learned new styles of theater today. Blacklight Theater, Theater of the absurd, and inflatable theater. I'm combining them all into one so look them up quickly.

    -House opens at 10:00
    -People asked to dress formally
    -People arrive
    -Assholes arrive late, not admitted.
    -Take there seats. They talk.
    -No one knows what time the show starts
    -two hours go by and the lights dim to pitch black.
    -People murmur no noise is heard they get ...
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  4. Why I Love The Joker

    by , 02-03-2014 at 09:16 AM (Luke's Lascivious Ludicrously Lesbianic Laws of Logic and Life)
    You of all people should know.. there's nothing so cruel as MEMORY. The pointy, bitey little THUNDERBOLTS. Unwanted party crashers, SCREAMERS through your synapses. Inescapable, unrelenting.. not at all friendly. You can't even escape into MADNESS!

    And then you meet someone who changes your life, and you feel that you don't even know who you are anymore. Isn't it funny how one little encounter can CLEAVE off little pieces of your past, DEFORM your memories and persona until you rethink ...
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  5. I vow to never make another blog post ever

    Wait a minute...

    THIS IS A BLOG POST

    Well, so much for that idea...

    Anyways in all seriousness I'm going to be blogging more often at some point soon. Hopefully it's just going to be talking about stuff and not some depressing story about the Milwaukee Bucks or something like that.

    "You can call this an update, because your date is up!" - Dailymotion from YouTube vs Dailymotion, a battle I never finished