How To!! CHRISTMAS! 1st Day of Christmas: FUCK A PARTRIDGE AND A PEAR TREE I DONT EVEN KNOW WHAT THE FUCK A PARTRIDGE IS. INVITE ALL YOUR FAMILY MEMBERS THE OLDER THE BETTER WE GONNA GET CRUNK WITH OUR MEDICINE. 2nd Day of Christmas: GET A FUCKING JOB ASS HAT. YOU GOTTA GET SOME MONEY 3rd Day of Christmas: MAKE SURE YOUR FUCKING NOT JEWISH OR ELSE YOU AINT GETTIN SHIT FOR CHRISTMAS CEPT JEALOUS TELL EM SANTA 4th Day of ...
GUESS WHO'S BACK BACK AGAIN HOOK IS BACK GONNA FUCK BREAD SO LISTEN TO THIS SHIT THAT GIRL I LIKED TOLD U GUYS ALL ABOUT HOW I WAS GONNA ASK HER OUT NEVER DID STILL HAVENT GOTTA BE JOESPH TOMMOROW IN CHRISTMAS PLAY SHE'S MARY FML I MAK-AH DEH BLAWGS I GOT SOME FUCKING GLOVES FOR CHRISTMAS THERE NICE AND SOFT ...
Apple FTW! But in all seriousness, I got an iPad Air yesterday. Anyone know any good FREE apps to download? Danke Schon.
resistance is futile
-people who walk incredibly slow in the hall -Especially when they are in a horizontal line -Girls who come up to me and start calling me cute when I'm a alone (USually just waiting for a friend -I like girls but don't like being talked to like I am 6. -Teachers who do nothing but give lectures all day -Except math I don't remember stuff from AP Euro by just hearing my teacher talk for an hour. -My English Teacher ...
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