Back in elementary school we had to wear name tags during certain scenarios (ie during our field day) and I had a bad habit of nibbling on my shirt a lot when I got nervous. One field day I accidentally took a small bite out of my name tag. It was pretty awkward.
I'll change my name irl to whatever you guys want
gobble gobble
It can be anything but Gunnut or GonadTheNomad Gunnut/Nomadic theme encouraged. Janus The_Nomad Gunt_The_Gunnut etc.