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  1. This blog

    is the 998th blog.

    The 1000th blog will be mine.


    And it will be glorious
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  2. "You either leave this forum a hero...

    ...Or you live long enough to see yourself become the villain"

    A day a thought
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  3. A Toaster A Day #22: Selfie Toaster

  4. The Dogs

    Do you remember that wonderfully hellish August, Polar? Packs of mad dogs swarming the furnace-hot streets, savaging everyone in their path? One bite and humans were reduced to crazed animals themselves. Mmm. Good times. Though Brad provided me with the hydrophobia formula, I had the presence of mind to release the hounds on August 16th, the feast day of St. Roch, patron saint of dogs. An obscure date I know, but I couldn't imagine a better way to celebrate "the dog days of summer.
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  5. A Toaster A Day #21: Baby Blue Toaster