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  1. So You Know-a 'bout Klonoa - Post #16

    I want to clear some things up for the next Help Me first. For that reason, I will be making some Strawpolls here.


    First Question: What gender do you want the voice in the locket to be?


    Second Question: What foreign country would you want Cryonic to visit?


    Third Question: What is this new Help Me going to be called?

    Also please leave comments for any other ideas you might have! Thanks!
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  2. Sanic Reviews: Seuss vs. Shakespeare

    It's actually been a while since I really watched this battle, so I'll be going in with a fresh mind. Let's goooo!

    Who won?

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    Shakespeare: Round 1

    Come bite my thumb! I hope you know the stakes
    I'll put a slug between your shoulder blades, then ask what light through yonder poser breaks?
    I kind of like this as an insult and as a Romeo and Juliet reference. +1
    I hath been iambic on that ass ye bastard
    My rhymes are classic, your crap is
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  3. So You Know-a 'bout Klonoa - Post #15

    After Help Me first ended, within the next few weeks a ton of people actually came to me asking whether or not I had another Help Me game planned.

    And you you know what I told them? I said I had no intention of making another one. I mean, I was convinced that I couldn't top the first one. Plus, sequels tended to be more bland or not as good as the first one.

    And a little bit later, I dwelled on other potential Help Me games, like for David or Skye or for a whole new OC. ...
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  4. Sanic Reviews: Newton vs. Nye

    This battle got me into ERB, before I was just a casual not-fan who had seen the big ones (and by that I mean the Vader/Hitler trilogy, Jobs vs. Gates, and Obama vs. Romney). So is this battle as good as I initially thought? Or am I biased to liking it? Let's find out!

    Who won?

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    Isaac Newton: Round 1

    Of all the scientific minds in history
    They put Beaker in a bow tie up against me?
    Comparing him to Beaker is a pretty funny insult. +1
    I'm a
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  5. Sanic Reviews: Cleopatra vs. Marilyn Monroe

    Oh boy it's time to review maybe the most underrated ERB in existence.

    Let's do thissss

    Who won?

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    Marilyn Monroe: Round 1

    Whose rap flow's the dopest? Marilyn Monroe's is
    Pretty funny if it's a reference to her death as Genius states. Thought Socrates was the first to brag about how he died. +1
    Overthrow pharaohs who oppose me like Moses
    Kind of obvious but a good comparison line. +1
    You could never kick my ass, so kiss
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