Nomadic Testicle Ball-og

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Originally Posted by Me

Originally Posted by Cle-not-me

Hahaha I'll have to walk with 3000 bags in the metro best day in my life
Worst thing ever btw
Let it go, let it go, I have no back anymooooore

Is that a pun or a mistranslation?

Originally Posted by ToitleSos

Originally Posted by SBS (Regarding Masturbation)

i tried doing it in the wal-mart parking lot once

I take 30 minutes just to get hard

...work done.

Originally Posted by TurtleSauce

Originally Posted by Me

Originally Posted by TurtleSauce

Originally Posted by Clemi (While Turtle was Fighting a Recent Ban)

Hey Turtle http://image.noelshack.com/fichiers/...6404184df8.jpg

idk what that means

It's a symbol of respect in the Hunger Games, as well as a 'fuck you' to Government, so I hear.

oh xD

Originally Posted by Milotic (In Xyzzy, Following A Round With Only Genitals)

ok screw you guys *Leaves*

Originally Posted by Chatbox

Clemi: My ex used to call me Clemi
SaneButStrange: i call my girls pussy clemi
SaneButStrange: cause it surrenders
SaneButStrange: to my penis
Top-Cattington: oh wow
No, you call your girl's pussy Clemi because I can go fuck myself New
Clemi: *puts on sunglasses and moonwalk away*
Crimson Ludwig: Someone might be giving me a demo code for Smash 3ds :D
Uprising: I call my dog Clemi because it shits in the yard
Uprising: #rekt
SaneButStrange: ohmygosh
SaneButStrange: clemi u keel me
Clemi: You call your dog Clemi because that'd be the only time I could be your bitch
Clemi: *puts on sunglasses again and moonwalk out of the stage*
SaneButStrange: clemi is on fire
rangernumberx: I call my friend's dog Clemi, so I can shoot it so she can do well in her exams and I can feel good about it
SaneButStrange: i knew it was coming
rangernumberx: So did I
Clemi: So did ur girl
Clemi: I ain't saying anything, but since she knows me, I think she litterally want to fail her exam
Clemi: and
Clemi: *puts on sunglasses*
Clemi: wants the D
Uprising: Clemi is on fire today
rangernumberx: Things you don't want to find in your packed lunch
Clemi: do you think my name is a motherfucking game

Originally Posted by Sparts

Originally Posted by Top-Cattington

Originally Posted by Me

Originally Posted by Top-Cattington

I'm going to bed

don't you already sleep like 18 hours a day

is that a fucking cat joke

Top you're a pussy

Originally Posted by Rocket, King of Pickles

Originally Posted by YN

Things Clemi says during sexual intercourse

"Sacre Bleu! My baguette has gone stale!"

Originally Posted by Me

Originally Posted by Hana

Originally Posted by Me (Regarding REWF)

how the hell do i use a plural word that isn't members in place of Spartans

yes.

'How ____' 'Yes'

Originally Posted by LAWLzoR

Violence is never the answer. It's a question, and the answer is always "Yes".

Originally Posted by Up (Regarding His Cart Moving Job at Wal-Mart, Unintentionally)

PUSH IT TO THE LIMIT
WALK ALONG THE RAZORS EDGE
BUT DON'T LOOK DOWN JUST KEEP YOUR HEAD
AND YOU'LL BE FINISHED

Originally Posted by SaneButStrange

Originally Posted by Top-Cattington

George Clooney: Talks about things that aren't his dick

BULLSHIT TOP
IN BATMAN AND ROBIN HE CALLS ROBIN A DICK LIKE 30 TIMES

Originally Posted by PolarBore

Originally Posted by Clemi

Originally Posted by Me

Originally Posted by Wumbo

once again skype makes me look like an asshole

Don't blame the technology

ouch

ooooooooooooooooooo

Originally Posted by Hanako (Xyzzy Losing Streak)

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