Nomadic Testicle Ball-og

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Originally Posted by Wumbo

Originally Posted by Me

That reminds me of a punny joke a dude named David told today in class.
So someone was telling peeps at my table about visiting his urologist and like having his testicle removed temporarily for maintenance or some shit.
And then this David fellow said "I guess you won't be able to bust a nut for a while, or you'll...bust a nut."

"having his testicle removed temporarily for maintenance"
nope that's enough forum for today

Originally Posted by Lohuy

Originally Posted by Me

Originally Posted by Polar (Regarding A Weapon's Ded Forumer Lethality)

But I liked 30
because of the thought of a punch doing that

That reminds me of a gif I saw somewhere.

wait the guy with the arrow isn't Umbreon? XD

Originally Posted by PolarBore

Originally Posted by Lohuy

Originally Posted by Me (Regarding Ded Forumer)

and then a couple ERB matchups

Master Chief vs Leonidas wouldn't be one-sided at all honestly =P

If you don't let Chief use any weapons it'd be a BIT longer

Originally Posted by Lohuy (Assessing Ded Forumer Sparts)

when we get to intimidation, remember to keep this in mind :3 http://i.imgur.com/NchsJoF.png

Originally Posted by Umby

Originally Posted by Me

Originally Posted by Umby (Regarding The Superman-Earth Rotation thing)

Fourth, if he can go so fast that he could reverse the rotation of the earth how the fuck is he not fast enough to save the person?

to be fair on the fourth thing i think he got unlucky the first time he tried to save the person
at least in Sperman

In the movie, the problem was there were 2 missiles, one hitting the city, one hitting Lois Lane. He apparently couldn't stop both and save both the city and the girl but he is fast enough to do that shit.

Originally Posted by Lohuy

Originally Posted by Sam

Originally Posted by Yuno (Following Sam making a bad pun.)

Sam I demand you ban yourself for that pun D:<

*Banned for a minute or two after multiple people agree*

Yep, Sam is a firm believer in democracy

Originally Posted by Umbreon

Originally Posted by Kestrel

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Originally Posted by AC (Skype)

Bitch pls
Really pls stahp doggy

Originally Posted by Wumbo

the scene? KAZAKHSTAN, 1947. the scenario? TOTAL FUCKING INSANITY. nato forces have landed in the kazakhstand region to secure some horsehit who gives a dick plot device.

ANYWHORE

Private Dion Dingleberry from Canada was assigned to a squadron lead by Staff Sergeant Gun N Ut. (fuck you)

guunnut gave dion a furtive wink, causing him to blush like a sissy schoolgirl

later that night, gunnut called dion into his.. tent? they use those right

"Private, I've seen you staring at me quite a lot today. Is there something on my uniform?"

"N-no.. Sir.. I-I just was, um.."

Gunnut then leaned into Dion, with HARD WHISKEY on his breath

"Maybe you can help me clean it off.. Let me get into something more comfortable"

Dion gulped hard. This isn't what soldiers did with their superiors.Dion looked into Gunnut's sultry gaze, and in that moment.. he knew. He knew it was so wrong, but he wanted it so, so, badly.

yeah then they were fuckin like wildebeests, when all of a sudden, a helicopter landed right on top of the tent

out stepped president sambama, cocked and loaded (get it)

"elo bitches, I VETO MY EXCLUSION IN THIS DEBAUCHERY"

then they did the nasty until they were captured and killed by kazakhstani rebels

Originally Posted by Ranger

Originally Posted by Me

Originally Posted by Ranger

Originally Posted by Me (To New Guy)

Originally Posted by Ranger (In BGO, As 'Piss Assassin', after a truth serum)

I've never seen Oprah! I'm British for God's sake!

That was truth serum btw

I know, just clearing my name.

Clearing it with piss in front of it?

Shut up.

Originally Posted by PolarSus

Originally Posted by Gunt

fun fact: NATO's official languages are English and French

Fun infract: Whenever I get to do it on gonad