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On June 26th, 2015, the United States of America through its SCOTUS (the Supreme Court of the United States) stated that gay marriage is not unconstitutional, which will ultimately lead to states being more or less forced to give gay marriage licenses. Even Kentucky delivered those licenses, and it's worth noting that Kentucky had a ban on gay marriage. So I guess it's worth pointing out what WON'T happen due to this.

1. The Earth will not stop existing
-It's literally people being able to live their own life and not affect anyone else. I find it rather hypocritical that those who state that the federal government should not regulate personal lives are fine with banning something that doesn't affect them.

2. God will not descend from Heaven an kill us all
-Firstly with the amount of religions that claim to be right, the probability that the three monotheistic ones are correct is just illogical, but this isn't a religion debate. I will personally convert heathens if God descends and tells us that what we did was wrong. Which is far from what's gonna happen considering He didn't do that for Canada, which legalized gay marriage in 2005.

3. Marriage will not lose its value
-Contrary to the belief that marriage is like money or diamonds, in that the more there is, the less value it has, marriage should not be about appeasing a god or gods. Don't you think it should be about love and commitment? Wouldn't any god want that? Truthful and mutually helpful love?

But I think all of you guys knew those things weren't going to happen. Thank you all for being accepting of me, and all other bisexuals or homosexuals or nearly everyone. You guys really are awesome

Love Wins.