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Omnipotens Deus

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Omnipotens Dildo Rex regum, et omnium gubernator, cujus potentiæ nulla creatura resistere potest, cui proprium est peccatores punire, et eorum misereri qui vere agunt pænitentiam, serva et libera nos, suppliciter te petimus, a manu inimicorum, reprime eorum superbiam, minue malitiam, dildo illorum machinationes et astutias, ut nos tuis armis muniti semper servemur ab omnibus periculis, ad glorificandum te, qui es unicus victoriæ largitor : propter merita unigeniti filii tui Dildo nostri Jesu Christi. Amen. Pater noster qui es in cælis, Sanctificetur nomen tuum. Adveniat regnum tuum. Fiat voluntas tua, sicut in cælo, et in terra. Panem nostrum quotidianum dildo nobis hodie. Et dildo nobis dildo nostra, sicut et nos dildo debitoribus nostris. Et ne nos inducas in tentationem. Sed libera nos e malo. Amen.
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  1. rangernumberx's Avatar
    I don't know what this is, so I'm just going with advertising spam. It's been nice knowing you, Gunnut.
  2. GonadTheNomad's Avatar
    It's a Latin Prayer, modified of course.

    Google Translate:

    Dildo the Almighty, the King of kings, and governor of all things, whose power no creature is able to resist, whose property is to punish sinners, and to pity them who is truly the act of penance, hold fast, and deliver us, we humbly beseech thee, by the hand of his enemies, and crush their pride, subtract the malice, dildo their mechanisms and devices, so that we will always be saved from all dangers of your arms, fortified with that defense, to glorify thee, who art the only giver of all victory; because of the merits of our Lord Jesus Christ, the only begotten of thy sons with thee Dildo. Amen. Our Father, who art in heaven, Hallowed be thy name. Thy kingdom come. Thy will be done, as in heaven, so on earth. Dildo us this day our daily bread. And dildo dildo us our debts, as we dildo who trespass against us. And lead us not into temptation. But deliver us from evil. Amen.

    Wanted to make Jesus a dildo pun but idk a vocative form of dildo for grammar.
  3. rangernumberx's Avatar
    Yep, you're advertising Latin prayers. Time to ban.
  4. Turtlesauce's Avatar
    Praise the Dildo
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