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Quote Dump - The Return

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I remember, a while ago, someone (I think it was Gunnut) making blog posts consisting entirely out of quotes he had put in his signature that he had to get rid of due to it reaching its max size or something. As I decided to get rid of my quote collection for the time being, I thought I might as well post them here, so they're not lost forever.

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Quote Originally Posted by Sherlock Uprising
I WILL HUNT YOU DOWN AND HAVE A PLEASANT AND POLITE CONVERSATION WITH YOU
Quote Originally Posted by Mew View Post
Things you can say about your house, but not your girlfriend
You can settle your bags in any part, but the rear entrance is mine.
Quote Originally Posted by LAWLzoR View Post
Rejected MLP Plots
Twilight: Guys... I have a confession... *takes off mask* I'm rangernumberx!

Pinkie Pie, AJ, Rainbow Dash, Rarity, and Fluttershy: AAAAHHHHH!
Quote Originally Posted by LAWLzoR View Post
Famous quotes rewritten by Dr. Seuss
To be or not to be, don't you see?
That is the question for you and for me.
Whether tis nobler in the mind to suffer
the noise noise noise of a zoobupfuffer.
Quote Originally Posted by Mew View Post
Inside the mod's lounge.
*The mods laugh as all the ex-mods who couldn't send in a new application in time are pounding on the door, begging to be let back in*
Quote Originally Posted by ERBoH
The actions of moderators do not reflect the overall values and opinions of erb, we like the universe. We encourage anyone whom decides to eat the universe to become anarexic
Quote Originally Posted by Mew View Post
This, this, THIS! With a side of this, and some this sauce. Deep fried in a vat of this.
Quote Originally Posted by R<3PTAR View Post
Quiz categories you don't see very often.
"I'd like wars the French have actually won for 1000 please"
Quote Originally Posted by Clemi
That's nothing compared to Gamesphere

IT'S SPHERICAL
Quote Originally Posted by Mew
Hello, and welcome to Which Pokemon's Line Is It Anyway? A game show where everything is made up, and the points don't matter, like catching things other than Magikarp to Fisherman.
Quote Originally Posted by Bread
"I SEE YOU WHEN YOUR SLEEPING
I KNOW WHEN YOUR AWAKE
I'M THE NSA EMPLOYEE OF THE MONTH"
Quote Originally Posted by AC Warhol
"TONIGHT WE SHALL DINE IN HELL... or McDonald's... Whichever is closer"
Quote Originally Posted by Clemi (upon France getting 2 points in the Eurovision Song Contest)
France confirmed for being hufflepuff
Quote Originally Posted by AC Newton View Post
When I get a Wii U or 3DS I'm going to make a Weird Al mii right away or Hank Hill one so he can "bring the pro-pain"
Quote Originally Posted by Spartica4Real
like what are the odds that he'd have 3 dead things to make a 3 course meal out of
Quote Originally Posted by YellowNerd
lol i imagine ww3 be like
"FAG LEARN TO SHOOT"
"LOLOLO NO SCOPE"
Quote Originally Posted by GonadTheNomad
ranger taking upon himself the authority that comes from losing the 100 years war
Quote Originally Posted by Kubby
Behind the scenes note: A scrapped idea involved The Great Mighty Poo regenerating in the Flappy Bird setting due to the game being so full of shit.
Quote Originally Posted by Kubby
The Witcher was still talking with Gordon, when something else came through the door
-Chaos Kin! I knew I haven't truly killed ya? What happened now?
-I do not want to talk about it - Chaos Kin suddenly gained an ability to speak
-Oh come on, tell me!
-Some guy beat me with his keyboard. Since when is "well then" a trademarked catch phrase? And since when it's "inexcusable" to use it?
Quote Originally Posted by Turtlesauce (in Secret Agents)
The guards approached the (wooden) figurines
Guard: Hey, this kinda looks like Michael Jacks..
Quote Originally Posted by Umbreon in Gunnut's Deadliest Forumer
see polar, there was a time when I reviewed Mega Man 4. It was pretty good, but not as great as Mega Man 2 or 3. I gave it a 71/100. The one i will talk to you about today is dust man. He likes, shoots dust. But dust man also has a second move, it has a sort of vacuum effect to it. He is impossible to kill when he does it, but all he does is stand still and suck mega man closer. Polar, you are not like dust man in certain respects, after all you are far from invincible. But, just like dust man... basically, Polar, you suck.
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  1. Poles's Avatar
    Tfw literally the only part of this I'm in is Umby's diss

    EVEN BRAD GOT A QUOTE
  2. Turtlesauce's Avatar
    Some of these quotes are older than me holy shit
  3. Poles's Avatar
    Quote Originally Posted by Deadpool
    Some of these quotes are older than me holy shit
    the Sherlock Uprising one is older than me too
  4. Lohuydahutt's Avatar
    Well, I came up with the Dust Man thing so at least that counts as a quote by me probably :3
  5. GonadTheNomad's Avatar
    Y-you THINK it was me?!
  6. rangernumberx's Avatar
    Quote Originally Posted by PolarBore
    Tfw literally the only part of this I'm in is Umby's diss

    EVEN BRAD GOT A QUOTE
    Maybe you should be more quotable. Or, for lack of a better term...*puts on reflective shades* stop sucking.

    Excuse me, I've been hanging around punners for too long. I need to go and...stop being around punners, hope that helps.

    Quote Originally Posted by Gunnut
    Y-you THINK it was me?!
    That's what I said. Was it?
  7. GonadTheNomad's Avatar
    How is stop sucking a pun.