StealthyNinjaWhale

Fanmade Rap Battles on YT. And a rant on ERBParodies. Mostly the latter.

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Now, I don't really read FMERBs on here that much. The only ERBs that I read/listen to are the fanmade ones on youtube and blabla. I might (MIGHT) not be the only one who thinks this, but every single mediocre fanmade rap battle on youtube features the exact same people.

Who do I mean? The entire fucking ERBParodies crew. All of them. Fun thing is, most of those youtube fanmades started on here, but now it's like every one of those fanmade series is like a 2nd part of ERBParodies. The fanmades I'm talking about (I won't name them for...reasons) are good, they're fine. Don't worry. But just, why does every battle that includes more than 2 characters need to include the entire ERBP cast? They're not even the best.

Now on to those guys. Hear what I have to say.

I supported you from the beginning, and I remember that after season 2 of the ERB's ended, you were excited to say that you had a lot of battles in store. Myself, I was 'happy' to hear that. Why the apostrophes?

Because I'm disappointed as fuck.

You started off good, fun ideas, fun battles, but it's turned into dick jokes in every fucking sentence, uninspired lines, horrible lipsyncing, the same category of characters (tv, gaming) and bad editing. You can try to use the same excuse every time, sure, but why is it the same every time? 'he got the lines last minute' 'the rendering came out worse than we expected' doesn't work. Make a schedule, and make sure that everything is done RIGHT before releasing the battle.

I don't know if there are many people that agree with me, but I am positively sure some people agree. And, you know, I don't care if you're mad or not, like you're fucking gonna show up at my door with a bloody axe. Try me if you have anything to say. So, to the entire crew of ERBParodies,

Fuck you.
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  1. Umbreon's Avatar
    Here's how i feel about ERBParodies. The first few (I wanna say first 4 or 5) sucked HORRIBLY. All lines that made no sense at all (Between you and me, you're always crashing in a tree!, take that ink pen and feather and shove them in your dick, ect.) Then, they got pretty good. Their battles were not ERB good, mind you, but they were still pretty good. They had lip syncing problems but that doesnt matter much. Then, they did Macklemore Vs Eminem and thats the first real fuck up. Not the battle, the subtitles being delayed. If they waited a day or two to release it it could have easily been fixed. They ended Season 2 with Austin Powers Vs James Bond...why? Whats so special about it? NUTHIN'. And that battle was bad anyway (You look like a gay orgy, Im a badass in almost all of my movies, ect.). Season 2 was pretty good to start with, then Ash Vs Gary. This....sucked. Every single line pretty much is a Poke Pun and the lip syncing is bad. The rest of season 2 is pretty good but not amazing. Overall, ERBParodies IS good but their main problem is, like you said, no schedule. Another problem is that fi a battle fucks up, they STILL release it and just say Sorry instead of fixing the problems. They also outdo themselves a bit too much. 9 rappers in a battle is rediculous.

    As for your other thing about ERBParodies crew being in everything, it is because they are the easiest to get in a battle. They are easy to contact, and if you ask them if they'll be in your battle, they will ALWAYS say yes so people use them. It makes sense why they use them but they still do a bit too much. Other parody series like VGRB are better than ERBParodies because he takes his time. He doesnt do it half assed so he can release it as fast as possible.

    /endrant
  2. GonadTheNomad's Avatar
    Quote Originally Posted by Umbreon
    Here's how i feel about ERBParodies. The first few (I wanna say first 4 or 5) sucked HORRIBLY. All lines that made no sense at all (Between you and me, you're always crashing in a tree!, take that ink pen and feather and shove them in your dick, ect.) Then, they got pretty good. Their battles were not ERB good, mind you, but they were still pretty good. They had lip syncing problems but that doesnt matter much. Then, they did Macklemore Vs Eminem and thats the first real fuck up. Not the battle, the subtitles being delayed. If they waited a day or two to release it it could have easily been fixed. They ended Season 2 with Austin Powers Vs James Bond...why? Whats so special about it? NUTHIN'. And that battle was bad anyway (You look like a gay orgy, Im a badass in almost all of my movies, ect.). Season 2 was pretty good to start with, then Ash Vs Gary. This....sucked. Every single line pretty much is a Poke Pun and the lip syncing is bad. The rest of season 2 is pretty good but not amazing. Overall, ERBParodies IS good but their main problem is, like you said, no schedule. Another problem is that fi a battle fucks up, they STILL release it and just say Sorry instead of fixing the problems. They also outdo themselves a bit too much. 9 rappers in a battle is rediculous.

    As for your other thing about ERBParodies crew being in everything, it is because they are the easiest to get in a battle. They are easy to contact, and if you ask them if they'll be in your battle, they will ALWAYS say yes so people use them. It makes sense why they use them but they still do a bit too much. Other parody series like VGRB are better than ERBParodies because he takes his time. He doesnt do it half assed so he can release it as fast as possible.

    /endrant
    This.

    Another thing about the constant nine or whatever rapper battles is that the standard 1v1 battles end up looking worse in comparison.
  3. Clemi's Avatar
    Almost constructive, and then "fuck you"

    What ? They make content you don't like, so they have to go fuck themself ? Sorry, but you are kinda an ass.
    Also, i'm a "day one" fan too, and I agree that some of the battles aren't really good, including the new one... But eh, don't forget they're doing that for free, and by free I mean they also record without any money spent.
    Updated 10-07-2013 at 12:13 PM by StealthyNinjaWhale
  4. StealthyNinjaWhale's Avatar
    Quote Originally Posted by Clemi
    Almost constructive, and then "fuck you"

    What ? They make content you don't like, so they have to go fuck themself ? Sorry, but you are kinda an ass.
    Also, i'm a "day one" fan too, and I agree that some of the battles aren't really good, including the new one... But eh, don't forget they're doing that for free, and by free I mean they also record without any money spent.
    IM TRYING TO DELETE IT

    Yeah, I wasn't even sure about that while posting but I had supper so I had to finish it fast, sowwy was kind of rude
  5. Uprising's Avatar
    To me ERBParodies has started to think they're the shit now since people watch their stuff. So, they're trying 10 times less as hard on battles than they previously did. Some of the costumes and impressions are AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH. I know they don't have a huge budget like ERB does but seriously, at least get Phoenix Wright's hair done right.

    Also I dislike that they only have about 4 people that play characters, because the crew has a habit of putting them in the wrong roles completely.

    Now, i'm pretty good friends with Sunkistluva and Froggy, who are both part of the crew. The main 2 people, Nathan and Justin, I don't know shit about and have never talked to. But if ERBParodies wants me to be a frequent viewer of the battles they need to step it up.
  6. StealthyNinjaWhale's Avatar
    Quote Originally Posted by Uprising
    To me ERBParodies has started to think they're the shit now since people watch their stuff. So, they're trying 10 times less as hard on battles than they previously did. Some of the costumes and impressions are AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH. I know they don't have a huge budget like ERB does but seriously, at least get Phoenix Wright's hair done right.

    Also I dislike that they only have about 4 people that play characters, because the crew has a habit of putting them in the wrong roles completely.

    Now, i'm pretty good friends with Sunkistluva and Froggy, who are both part of the crew. The main 2 people, Nathan and Justin, I don't know shit about and have never talked to. But if ERBParodies wants me to be a frequent viewer of the battles they need to step it up.
    Yeah, you're completely right. I don't really 'dislike' sunkist either, but he's the editor so isn't he the one who's supposed to make the battle watchable? Okay, there were issues, fix them at least.
  7. Faker's Avatar
    I feel they're ruining a lot of awesome characters or people.
  8. WoodenHornets's Avatar
    Quote Originally Posted by Andrino
    Yeah, you're completely right. I don't really 'dislike' sunkist either, but he's the editor so isn't he the one who's supposed to make the battle watchable? Okay, there were issues, fix them at least.
    Most people say I edit pretty damn good...

    what is so bad about it?
  9. WoodenHornets's Avatar
    Quote Originally Posted by Uprising
    To me ERBParodies has started to think they're the shit now since people watch their stuff. So, they're trying 10 times less as hard on battles than they previously did. Some of the costumes and impressions are AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH. I know they don't have a huge budget like ERB does but seriously, at least get Phoenix Wright's hair done right.

    Also I dislike that they only have about 4 people that play characters, because the crew has a habit of putting them in the wrong roles completely.

    Now, i'm pretty good friends with Sunkistluva and Froggy, who are both part of the crew. The main 2 people, Nathan and Justin, I don't know shit about and have never talked to. But if ERBParodies wants me to be a frequent viewer of the battles they need to step it up.
    Then you look at Season 4.
  10. Turtlesauce's Avatar
    I took no interest in ERBP till I saw their last battle, which was really well done (except for the fact that Hugh Hefner was nothing like Hugh Hefner, but I can look past that)