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Funny Quotes And Shit III

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More quotes, because you guys are almost all quotable bastards and this shit fills up fast.

BTW, I'm pretty sure YN wins for most quotes this time around. Yay for YN.

Here we go:

Quote Originally Posted by Wumbo
Quote Originally Posted by SPoCK
Quote Originally Posted by Me
Quote Originally Posted by SPoCK
Quote Originally Posted by Me
Quote Originally Posted by SPoCK
Quote Originally Posted by Me
Quote Originally Posted by YellowNerd
Peanut butter cures everything.
Reese's Peanut Butter Magic Shell makes Ice Cream pwn. Also Tuna Helper
HOLY SHIT I THINK WE HAVE SOME. I GOTTA CHECK.
HOLY COCKS WE GOT SOME.
Reeses's PB Shell or Tuna Helper?
REESES PB SHELL
That is a holy cocks moment.
TOO BAD I DONT HAVE ICE CREAM
SLATHER THAT SHIT ON EVERYTHING.
Quote Originally Posted by Flareon
Quote Originally Posted by SPoCK
Whatever. It's lunch and we got Papa John's. Maybe I'll put some Magic Shell on that. Yum.
Ew.. your putting Reeses Shell On Papa John? Don't you think he may get a little pissed at that?
Quote Originally Posted by YellowNerd
If you could attend an Olympic Event, what would it be?

Javelin Throwing

If you could participate in an Olympic Event, what would it be?

Javelin Catching

Are/were you a good student?

Asian.

What one question would you add to this survey?

Fuck me?
Quote Originally Posted by YellowNerd
My dog has 13 kitties
Quote Originally Posted by Dion
Quote Originally Posted by HeroSamuel
So THAT'S what Canadian sex is like.
Yes; we pour maple syrup on each other and start moaning "Eh" until the meese start running away from our igloo.
Quote Originally Posted by The Steam Punk
I refused to drink my mother's milk if it didn't have warm water and a tea bag in it.
Quote Originally Posted by Wumbo
Quote Originally Posted by Me
Quote Originally Posted by YellowNerd
Quote Originally Posted by Me
Quote Originally Posted by YellowNerd
Quote Originally Posted by Me
Sticky keys sucks.
Stop masturbating then
I was just screwing with the shift key, I don't want to be disabled.
Stop fucking your keyboard.
I just accidentally googled "Stop masturbating then"
You were screwing with your keyboard, and now you have sticky keys? Lel.
Quote Originally Posted by The Steam Punk
@Batman, American Football is the shit that comes out of George Washington's bestiality experiment with a bald eagle's ass in an apple pie.
Quote Originally Posted by YellowNerd
brb peanut butter jelly time
Quote Originally Posted by Umbreon (ERBoF Post)
Batman Vs Zoroark. 4real this time (GETIT? 4REAL? HUH? IM FUNNY RITE? no..? ok... )
Quote Originally Posted by Mew
Quote Originally Posted by PolarBore
Quote Originally Posted by Me
Quote Originally Posted by PolarBore
Who's Mew again?
Yackerz.
Okay
Okay...? Okay? BITCH, I'M FABULOUS
Quote Originally Posted by Mew
Quote Originally Posted by Umbreon
D:
Umbreon is hiding something! What are you doing with someone else's CAPS D!?
Quote Originally Posted by YellowNerd
i know all and see all. I am Mr. Hentai.
Quote Originally Posted by Uprising
Gunnut was Dougieing before it was cool
Quote Originally Posted by Epic Doctor X
*A strong fog suddenly covers everything. Out of nowhere, a black silhouette rises. The fog slowly clears, revealing.. me*

"....I'm back"

The Doctor's back in the house, cover your ears and eyes, bitches!
I'll leave you people brutally mauled and viciously beaten to death in the ditches!
I return to this rap arena loaded with more anger than Hitlah!
Call me a lyrical butcher, one more word, and I'll split ya!
What the fuck, The Steam Punk? Your "Steam" stunk, stop the flapping!
Born in the wrong century? Hell yeah, judging by your rapping!
I'll leave you with that, so I can snap some more necks,
Thank you for your time, Best Regards, EDX.
Quote Originally Posted by YellowNerd
29: Talk about what turns you on.

Lip biting.

30: Talk about what turns you off.

Upper lip biting.

28: Talk about your fetishes.

I'm fucking Asian, you can give me anything and i'll fap to it.
Quote Originally Posted by PolarBore
Quote Originally Posted by Wumbo
Quote Originally Posted by PolarBore
Quote Originally Posted by Wumbo
Kevin, I already touched ur butt.
Yeah, it felt nice.
That wasn't my finger BTW
k
Quote Originally Posted by PolarBore
Quote Originally Posted by Me
Quote Originally Posted by PolarBore
Gunnut, we should agree to stop the pretending to hate each other thing
k
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Quote Originally Posted by YellowNerd
Quote Originally Posted by rangernumberx(Regarding Slenderman's Intentions)
"Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior Jesus Christ? Hey, come back! You're in the middle of a f**ing forest, you have time!"
Quote Originally Posted by Adonis(Regarding The Proverbial Relationship Bases)
I just noticed i never went to first base. In fact, I would consider it bunting, then tripping halfway to first, breaking my ass. and dying.
Quote Originally Posted by Umbreon(Regarding Dion's Post)
0/10 would not-*shot*

OW!...okay...3/10-*shot*

FUCK!.uhh.....6?-*shot*

DAMMIT FINE..10/10 WOULD READ AGAIN.
Quote Originally Posted by Keesicool
Quote Originally Posted by Batman4Real
YO DOOD MY DICK DON'T WORK. THAT SHIT AS SOFT AS A PILLOW. MY GIRLIE LOOKING AT ME ALL LIKE "YOU FOR REAL DOOD"
Lol, noob cant make dik hard
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  1. YellowNerd's Avatar
    I lel'd
  2. Poles's Avatar
    There is a lot of me in this.
    Clearly Gunnut has a hard-on for me.
  3. GonadTheNomad's Avatar
    Quote Originally Posted by PolarBore
    There is a lot of me in this.
    Clearly Gunnut has a hard-on for me.
    Nah, Sparts has a lack of hard-on for you.
  4. Uprising's Avatar
    YNs picture was the best thing ever.