Luke's Lascivious Ludicrously Lesbianic Laws of Logic and Life

Episode 2: How To Tie Your Shoes!

Originally Posted by Wumbo

hey luke

how do i tie shoes

am looking like retard with untied shoes

Step 1: Find some shoes.

Step 2: LOOK AT DEM

Step 3: Get soap.

Step 4: Drop the soap.

(This will lead you to bend over and pick up the soap, as long as you're not Canadian, you'll be safe from dicks in yo booty.)

Step 5: You are bent over, extend your arms towards your laces.

Step 6: FIRMLY GRASP DOS LACES.

Step 7: Buy every single episode of Spongebob Squarepants.

Step 8: Watch every episode except for the one where he learns to tie his shoes.

Step 9: LOOPDEY LOOPEDY

Step 10: PULL DAT SHIT LIKE GONAD'S FATHER TRIED TO PULL OUT

Step 11: DOUBLE KNOT IT FOR PROTECTION.

(Funny story, Step 10 wouldn't have been necessary if Gonad's father would have used protection.)

Step 12: Look at yo tied shoes.

Step 13: Turn up.