Luke's Lascivious Ludicrously Lesbianic Laws of Logic and Life

Episode 3: How To Impress The Ladies!

Originally Posted by Uprising

how does I impress teh ladies

Step 1: Don't be from Wisconsin.

Step 2: Find a lady.

Step 3: Be like: "Yo bby gurl i can imprezz u wit meh mad skills"

Step 4: Develop mad skills in 5 seconds.

Step 5: Twerk on da bitch.

Step 6: She will be impressed by the twerking.

(Double check to see if you have a home)

(Check 1 more time doe)

Step 7: Take her back to your place.

Step 8: GET UP IN DERE

Step 9: When you finally get up in DERE (The name of your apartment complex) ask her to begin coitus.

Step 10: She will most likely say, "I'm a dude."

Step 11: Turn up with your new best buddy.