Luke's Lascivious Ludicrously Lesbianic Laws of Logic and Life

Episode 5: How To Lift!

Step 1: Buy Dead Rising 3

Step 2: Give Luke Dead Rising 3

Step 3: Luke will thank you.

(Thanks in advance I really want that game)

Step 4: Find an item that you think you can lift

Step 5: Forget everything you know about lifting.

Step 6: Memorize the rules of lifting club.

http://www.erboh.com/forum/showthrea...934#post337934

Step 7: PREPARE YOUR BUTTOCKS BECAUSE YOU ARE READY TO LIFT

Step 8: IS YOUR BUTTHOLE 3 INCHES IN DIAMETER?!

Step 9: CHECK IT!!!

Step 10: FIRMLY GRASP THE OBJECT OF LIFTING

(in this case its HeroSamuel's dildo)

Step 11: JUMP IN THE AIR

Step 12: SING SWANI RIVER

Step 13: LIFTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT

Step 14: Turn up.