Luke's Lascivious Ludicrously Lesbianic Laws of Logic and Life

Episode 4: How To Avenge Your Father's Death In An Epic Way!

Originally Posted by GNT-005

How do I avenge my father's death in a epic way?

Step 1: Get a dad.

Step 2: Get involved with the mafia.

Step 3: Almost die

Step 4: Save the day

Step 5: Go out for ice cream.

(Dad must be allergic to vanilla.)

Step 6: BAI BAI DADY

Step 7: Weep

Step 8: Buy all the ice cream

Step 9: Give it to children all over the world.

(For free)

Step 10: Turn up Go back to the ice cream store.

Step 11: Twerk into the store.

(This will summon black people)

Step 12: Rob the store.

Step 13: Turn up.