Luke's Lascivious Ludicrously Lesbianic Laws of Logic and Life

Episode 7: How To Get Rid of The Word "Moist!"

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(✿◠‿◠) now go ass fuck some cavemen
ヾ(@^▽^@)ノ that the word moist is now a forbidden curse.
＼(^▽^＠)ノ people will be traumatized so much

ヾ(@°▽°@)ノ this is what happens when you say the word moist!
ヽ(*≧ω≦)ﾉ Then when you're about to come, shout to the audience
ヽ(ﾟ◇ﾟ )ﾉ Then proceed to hump the dead caveman once again in front of the audience
(〃⌒▽⌒) find a stage
（｀ー´）go to the time where william shakespeare is famous
(｡･｀ω´･｡) then go back to your time machine with the dead caveman drench in your bloody semen
ヾ（*⌒ヮ⌒*）ゞ proceed to fuck the innards of a caveman you killed
(ﾉ≧∀≦)ﾉ then use the blood of the dinosaurs as lube
〜(￣▽￣〜) bathe in the blood of the innocent children you killed
(ノ´＿ゝ｀）ノ but spare the women and the velociraptors
(o^^)o and probably some dinosaurs
o(^^o) Brutally murder cavemen
(ノ^_^)ノ go back in about 7 BC
ヘ(^_^ヘ) build a time machine
╭(๑¯д¯๑)╮ so you wanna learn how to remove the word moist








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