Luke's Lascivious Ludicrously Lesbianic Laws of Logic and Life

Luke's Life Lessons #8

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, 10-16-2013 at 05:05 PM (790 Views)
Episode 8: How To Act Like A Jew!

suggested by Janet

1. Be white.

2. Have a big old sniffer

3. Watch Inglorious Basterds

4. COWER IN FEAR AT THE FUHER

5. LOVE DARTH VADER AND HIS SWAGGERNESS

6. HAVE A BAR MITZFAH EVEN THOUGH YOU'RE 16

7. INVITE EVERYONE!!!

8. COME TO SCHOOL ON APRIL FOOLS DAY WITH A NAZI SYMBOL ON YOUR FOURHEAD

9. BE LIKE GUESS WAT

(they should say wat)

10. I'M JEWISH BITCH

11. NAHHH

12. YOU CRAP COATED MAILBOX DILDO

13. Turn Up
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  1. Moonjik's Avatar
    What if you are a Black Hebrew Israelite, and Jews aren't white!
  2. sane's Avatar
    Quote Originally Posted by The Steam Punk
    What if you are a Black Hebrew Israelite, and Jews aren't white!
    BITCH IM WHITE MAYBE NOT IN BRITIANLAND OR HOGWARTS TOWN WANNA COME TO MURICA AND 1V1 ME FGT
  3. Spars's Avatar
    goddamnit

    how do I ask the store clerk for KY Jelly
  4. WWEFan's Avatar
    I laughed way too hard reading this. A legit tear came out of my eye.
  5. sane's Avatar
    Quote Originally Posted by WWEFan101
    I laughed way too hard reading this. A legit tear came out of my eye.
    i honestly dont know whats funny about these but everyone loves them so i just go with it