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Lets Bitch About PETA! - Part 1

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a Link to the article:
http://www.p4rgaming.com/peta-member...onal-distress/

-_-
Really bitch. Really?

sigh....where to begin?

"According to her, she nearly bought the game for her daughter until she saw the connection between “Green Leaf” and marijuana. “My daughter may have become a serial killer or worse, an animal abuser, if I had bought her the game,” she recalled, “I considered suing Nintendo right then for causing me so much distress all those years ago. Are there even any Christians at Nintendo?”"

Really?...
sigh....

This is really fucking stupid.

1st: A serial killer, or worse, an animal abuser? Isnt a serial killer worse than that technically...imean i know animal abuse is horrible and all but..the animals are still alive. Serial killers kill people so..yeah.

2nd. Leafgreen is the name because they went with a yin-yang type thing where grass beats fire. The game was actually gonna be called Aquablue but they felt Fire and Water seemed like too much of conflicting names. It has NOTHING to do with drugs at all you dumb bitch.

3rd. What distress? You looked at a game, didnt want your kid to play it and didnt buy it. So? WHATS THE POINT?!?!?!?!


"Deciding to do some research about the new Pokémon games, she came across the recently aired Pokémon: Origins series which she described as “telling the story of the first computer games in the form of a Japanese cartoon.”

Curiosity quickly turned to outrage though as she witnessed a scene where “a small dog and her puppy are chased by some poachers and they end up cornering the baby dog.” It was then that she noticed the puppy had no skin on its head and its skull was visible which made it clear to her that these poachers must have abused these poor creatures for science experiments. She went on to describe that “the puppy eventually got away but had to listen as these vile men beat her mother to death.”"


how many times can i say REALLY BITCH? REALLY? In one blog post?

1st. Pokemon is evil! *watches anime anyways*
2nd. Origins is the darker version. If you want bright and colorful watch the original anime.
3rd. Small dog and her puppy? You mean Cubone and Marowak? ugh....Marowak and Cubone are NOT dogs. it is a dinosaur.
4th. You know the ones doing this are the VILLAINS RIGHT? The ones we ARENT supposed to be rooting for? The ones who get punished?
5th. it HAD skin..it was wearing a skull to cover it you dumbass

Stay tuned for part 2!
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Comments

  1. Poles's Avatar
    I don't know if I hate PETA or IGN more.
  2. Faker's Avatar
    Now I want to hug a Cubone. ;.;

    And smack a bitch up.
  3. GonadTheNomad's Avatar
    A woman I could only assume had some PETA support in her once attempted to arrange to have a assassin murder anyone older than 12 that appeared to be wearing fur.

    She attempted to arrange this over Facebook, but even still, PETA <
  4. Dion's Avatar
    I thought they chose the name leafgreen because they were remaking the original Japanese games and the first two games were Red and Green in japan.
  5. GonadTheNomad's Avatar
    Wait, the thing about a puppy with no skin on it's head.

    Cubone, rite?
  6. Moonjik's Avatar
    We should skin some animals and then through the carcasses at PETA's headquarters! I hate PETA unless it's Mellark, they are evil.