Umbreon

Welcome to part 2...yay...

Link to article again: http://www.p4rgaming.com/peta-member...onal-distress/


Further angered, she then went on to describe another scene where “a turtle was being forced to mate with an orange dinosaur.” Unfortunately, this was not a beautiful scene of animal lovemaking as it turned out the turtle was actually attacking the dinosaur. She said that the scream that the dinosaur let out as it was being tortured still rings in her ears and made her physically sick. “I haven’t been able to sleep for days because of watching this,” she wrote, “The people who own these animals just stand around and watch while this slaughter is going on. It’s barbaric.”


lets begin the bitching

1st. Charmander is not a dinosaur. Anyone with EYES can see that.
2nd. They are fighting. FIGHTING. BATTLING. THIS IS WHAT THEY ARE SUPPOSED TO DO.
3rd. THIS IS DARKER THAN THE NORMAL ANIME.
4th. Havent slept in days....DAYS? THEY DIDNT EVEN SHOW ANYTHING. IT WAS MOSTLY OFF SCREEN.
5th. How the fuck do you confuse biting in the face repeatedly with fucking?
6th. Slaughter? POKEMON CANT KILL OTHER POKEMON.

"After a brief argument, I was able to wrestle my daughter’s Nintendo away from her and broke it in half. I flushed that horrible Pokemon game down the toilet with my cat’s droppings. I’ve banned her from any video games and anything Pokemon-related and told her that she’s never going to see the boy who bought the game for her ever again. And I’ll be home schooling her from now on.

Guillermo now says that she is having meetings with her lawyers about suing Nintendo and McDonald’s (a sponsor of Pokémon: Origins) for emotional trauma, home tuition fees for her daughter and for the price of the broken handheld. Sources also say that Guillermo recently filed for divorce after catching her husband hiding in the bathroom on the toilet playing the game. He apparently told her to “fuck off” as he was about to catch a Shiny Mr. Mime."


1st. So...instead of selling the 3DS or returning it you..break it? ugh...
2nd. That husband reaction is the funniest shit i heard all day
3rd. The games arent as violent as the anime
4th. You're a dumb bitch
5th You're a dumb bitch
6th You're a dumb bitch
7th You're a dumb bitch
8th. Yes. Ban toys and plushies too THEY ARE EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEVIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIILLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
9th You're a dumb bitch
10th. FUCK YOU PETA
11th. You...divorced your husband because he plays video games...i fucking hate you and i have never met you
12th. EMOTIONAL TRAUMA. JUST DONT LET HER PLAY THE FUCKING GAME! YOU ARENT BEING EMOTIONALLY SCARRED OR ANYTHING YOU ASSHOLE
13th You're a dumb bitch
14th. You are just a money hungry whore
15th. Hitler is more likable than you
16th FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOU PEEEEEEEEEEEEEEETTTTTTTTAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!