Ludwig

blewaudeers. uiahweh. Only one starter and Legendary allowed. From 6th gen to 1st gen.

KALOS:

10: Arourus - How the serious fuck is this supposed to compete with a fucking T-Rex? HOW?
9: Flabebe - BEASTNESS, FLOGRES WAS ON THE TOP 10 BEST! I know, FLOGRES is good, FLABEBE is not. Something awful though is
8: Goomy - I know, I know, you guys are gonna kill me for this, but I don't like him. But if my last list was top 11 favorite pokemon, Goodra would be there.
7: Cocoj- Xerneas - Y fanboy alert: YVELTAL EATS XERNEAS' FOR BREAKFAST.
6: Vivllion - BEASTNESS, SPEWPA WAS ON THE TOP 10 BEST! I know, SPEWPA is good, Vivllion is not. Something awful though is
5: Duoblade - BEASTNESS, HONEDGE WAS ON THE TOP 10 BEST! I know, HONEDGE is good, Duoblade is not. Something awful though is
4: Carbink - DADDY, WHAT IS THAT THING? IT LOOKS SCARY! I DON'T KNOW SON, JUST WALK SLOWLY WITH SLIGHT MOVEMENTS.
3: Talonflame - If you read my top 10 favorite, you'd know this'd be here. Read Kanto #1 on that list, but replace all the adjectives with antonyms.
2: Delphox - Me and my friend, Sean, spent a whole lunch class ranting on how terrible he is. Yeah, that just happened.
1: Klefki - OH MY GOD, IF I EVER SEE ONE OF THESE IN REAL LIFE, I'LL SNAP ALL OF ITS KEYS, DENT IT'S TEETH IN AND ROLL OVER IN REPEATEDLY WITH A MINI VAN FULL OF CHUBBY KINDERGARTENERS, UNTIL IT BLOODILY BEGS FOR MERCY. AFTER THAT I WILL TAKE A HAMMER AND CRUSH IT UNTIL IT'S A BLOODY STUMP, THEN THROW IT IN MY FIRE PIT AND ROAST MARSHMALLOWS OVER ITS ROTTING CORPSE. Roll Unova.

Unova:

10: Stunfisk - Magikarp wannabes, they're everywhere.
9: Audino - I can't put this higher on the list, because it's given me a rough estimate of 100,000,000,000,000,000,000 xp throughout my pokemon career.
8: Keldeo - WHO'S IDEA WAS THIS? THIS IS POKEMON NOT MY LITTLE PONY, NOW BLOW HIS BRAINS OUT IN THE SHED.
7: Krokorok - HIS NAME PLUS HIS BLAND DESIGN LEAVE A ROTTEN TASTE IN MY MOUTH.
6: Alomomomomomolala - HOW DO YOU IT'S NAME? AND WHY DIDN'T THEY JUST MAKE IT A LUVDISC EVOLUTION?
5: Basculin Red - NONONONONONONONONONO
4: Basculin Blue - NONONONONONONONONONO
3: Basculin Purp- Crygonal - A CRYING SNOWFLAKE? SERIOUSLY? IS THIS A JOKE? IT ISN'T? NINTENDO, I WILL DESTROY YOU. No they didn't make a garbage pokemon. They did? Well you know what that means!
2: Trubbish/Garbodor - OH MY GOD! I'M ABOUT TO RANT SO HARD RIGHT N-
1: Samurott - This was really cool, and then Greninja became a thing.

Sinnoh:

10: Roserade - They couldn't leave Roselia alone? At least they didn't give it a pre-evolution. They did? Well then.
9: Budew - More like Butt-Dew!
8: Starly - WHAT WHY? WHY? WHY?
7: Pachirisu - Defininininininitley the worst of the Pikachu Look-alike thing Nintendo has going.
6: Snover - Please, Nintendo, next chance you get, remove this thing from history.
5: Hipototas - At least this turd doesn't have an evolution... SERIOUSLY? HE DOES? grrrrrrrrrr
4: Whateverhisnameis - Why did they have to give a sucky evolution to a sucky pokemon?
3: Bastidon - This can't compete with a Rampardos.
2: Wormadam - AHH! KILL IT! KILL IT WITH FIRE! JUST MAKE ALL BURMYS EVOLVE INTO MOTHIM.
1: Happiny - Seriosuly? They had to do this, didn't they? This next region is gonna take a while.

Hoenn:

10: Solrock - WHATTA FUQ IS DIS?
9: Lunatone - AND WHATTA FUQ IS DAT?
8: Seedot - They should've just made the evolution line Nuzleaf > Shiftree.
7: Zigzagoon - WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT
6: Dustox - TAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAW
5: Beautifly - JUST GET A BUTTERFREE INSTEAD! PLEASE?
4: Nosepass - Is this really a pokemon? It is? C'mon it's a nose rock. At least his evo has a mustache.
3: Skitty - NINTENDO, Y U A THINK-A DIS ROOKS CUTE?
2: Mawile - THIS IS WHY WE CAN'T HAVE NICE THINGS
1: Snorunt - IT'S SO AWFUL, IT DOESN'T EVEN HAVE AN E- Well as a good thing, it DOES evolve into Glalie!

Jhoto:

10: Flaffy - THIS IS SERIOUSLY A POKEMON? REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEALLY?
9: Cleffa - NO! THERE WILL BE NO MORE BABY POKEMON! YOU UN-
8: Pichu - NO! WHY WOULD YOU DO THIS TO POOR OLD PIKACHU?
7: Smoochum - OH THE AGONY! RUN ELECTABUZZ AND MAGMAR, BEF-
6: Magby - NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOO
5: Elekid - OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOO
4: Igglybuff - OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOO! NO MORE BABY LOOKING THINGS THIS GEN, OK?
3: Swinub - NO MORE! DON'T DO IT! DON'T DO IT! DON'T YOU EVEN DARE TR-
2: Togepi - NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
1: Meganium - Hey this one doesn't look like a baby! Hooray! Woooo- Wait, it fights like one!

Kanto:

SIDENOTE: I am now paranoid of baby looking things

10: Horsea - *Takes out rifle* NO MORE BABY POKEMON!!!!!!!
9: Hitmonchan - Just git uslf uh htmnly!
8: Gyardos - Bite me, assholes! No, this thing is so overrated that I don't even like it anymore.
7: Zapdos - I'M NOT SCARED OF A PSYDUCK ON STEROIDS! BUT I AM SCARED OF A
6: Golduck - I don't even wanna do nothin' no more. Nothing can be wors than thi-
5: Pidgey - COULDN'T THEY JUST MAKE SPEAROW THE MAIN BIRD POKEMON OF THE FIRST GENERATION?
4: Metapod - I'm gonna play out a battle against Metapod
Bug Catcher Dick sent out Metapod.

Death used Super Kill TKO Official Death Blast Bang Attack.
Death's attack missed.
Metapod used Harden. He is now WAY harder to beat.
Death used Super Kill TKO Official Death Blast Bang Attack.
Death's attack missed.
Metapod used Harden. He is now WAY harder to beat.
Death used Super Kill TKO Official Death Blast Bang Attack.
Death's attack missed.
Metapod used Harden. He is now WAY harder to beat.
3: Oddish - Is it a coconut? A bowling ball? A rhydon testacle? A ball for a sport? WHAT? IT'S A POKEMON?
2: Omanyte - Not the best fossil pokemon ever made.
1: Charziard - BUTTHURT ALERT! BUTTHURT ALERT! BUTTHURT ALERT! HE IS SO OVERRATED, GOT TWO MEGA EVOLUTIONS AND BECOMES DRAGON TYPE. WHY DO PEOPLE FIND HIM COOL.

Dee ehnd