ZoroarkPKMN

Round 2.

10. Ampharos
Ampharos is cool. There, I said it. He's an Electric-type sheep. Still not impressed? He Mega-Evolves into He-Man. It's just downright cool to me.

9. Skarmory
Why is one of your favorite Johto Pokemon a giant metal bird that flies? Well, why is Scizor awesome? People look at Scizor and go, "He should fly!" But in my opinion, we've already got a giant flying death machine, and that's Skarmory. Cheers, dude.

8. Feraligatr
It's the most vicious son of a bitch in the Pokemon world. It's blue, it's water-typed, and it will devour your soul. AND IT ISN'T EVEN SHEDINJA.

7. Donphan
Probably the only real elephant Pokemon besides Mamoswine, Donphan is flat-out cool. He's a big giant armored elephant, what more could one Pokemon fan possibly want? I'll tell you what: for Donphan to be steel-typed. And Hawlucha, but we'll get to him another time.

6. Noctowl
You could say that this Top 10 is out of order, because I clearly love Ampharos and shit more than half the Pokemon on this list before Noctowl. But whatever. It's the Top 3 that really matters.
Why do I like Noctowl? Umm..it's an owl. There.

5. Slowking
I just loved how in whatever Pokemon movie he was in (I forget, k?) he was British and shit. That was awesome! Also I got to play him in a PKMNERB where in my opinion he beat the shit out of Reuniclus and Metagross. Suck it.

4. Smeargle
I remember getting a plush for this dude. Had no idea it was actually a Pokemon. Shows how much I knew at age 3. I dunno, he's a dog with a paintbrush. It's cool.

3. Delibird
It's a fucking Santa bird that works at a deli! I think…I dunno, all I know is he needs to be in a PKMNERB (if you have suggestions I'm open to them)

2. Politoed
Green Tentaquil. End of fucking discussion.

1. Dunsparce
Because fuck you, look at this guy! He's Normal-typed (which is BS, Ground/Fairy FTW). He's got a drill for a tail, he has cute little wings but he can't fly, his eyes are always closed. It's downright awesome, and you know it. Dunsparce, maybe you'll be in a PKMNERB one day (wink, wink).