Ludwig

Ok so I have a friend, Sean. You'll probably be hearing about him in loads of my stories. So anyways we were walking down the hallway to lunch and there was a teacher with us. He looked over at us and smiled. Sean just screamed,
"YOU'RE A ******" And ran away. Nothing else happened after that because we be untouchable dog.
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Can it end there? Wait no fak u. Me and Sean were plotting the ultimate prank as we shuffled to the bus. In front of the jungle of kids always going to the buses we staged a fight. We were punching eachother and then I decided to go for it. At the top of my lungs I started with an Australian accent,
"OI MATE! YOU WANNA FUCKIN' GO! I'LL SLAM YOU IN THE GROUND MATE! I'LL BASH YA FUCKIN SKULL MATE, RIGHT ON THE ROAD MATE! YOU THINK I WON'T MATE? WELL I'LL FUCK YOU UP!" The 8th grade girls stopped and stared at us. A circle had drawn around us.
"OI MATE! YOU SEE WHAT YOU'VE DONE? BLOODY FUCKIN HELL MATE! I'LL FUCKING WRECK YA MATE! I'LL SMASH YA SKULL RIGHT HERE MATE!"
The dean ran up and pushed me an Sean away from each other.
"Guys! Guys! Stop fighting" We laughed hysterically as we walked away. Not before I lunged at Sean again, swinging my fists at him.
"MATE LET'S GO!" The Dean looked at me. I sighed at got onto my bus.

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