Ludwig

I've tried to refrain from telling you guys too much about who is now my Ex GF but... You're my family.
So she was cheating on me.
With a chick
:/
Anywhore, I told her we could still be friends.
But she kept going on and on about this chick.
So my friends told me to block her out of my life.
So I did.
End of story right?
Nope.
Yesterday someone told me she wanted to talk and I was pressured into doing it.
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"I broke up with Alex because you ignored me and I felt guilty"
"No. You didn't HAVE to .-."
"BUT I DID. CAUSE I DONT FUCKING LIKE HER. ALKJSLKSHKJSH. AAAAAAAAAAAH"
"What?"
"I DIDNT LIKE ALEX LIKE I LOVED YOU"
"Ok... :/ But why were you with her?"
"Only as a friend. It was a mistake. Toying with your emotions. And now my RP character is heart broken and I killed him and I feel bad and I'm sorry Hunter and *her RP character* misses *My old RP character* even though the countless times he tried to kill her and I miss you, you son of a bacon(long story) AND WHY DID YOU BLOCK ME?"
"I didn't mean for you to be this upset" (Jk you can fucking burn in a hole)
"IT WAS MY FAULT! PLZPLZPLZ FORGIVE ME. I FEEL SO BAD. I CANT LIVE. AND I MISS YOU. MY POLITE RAPIST!" (Sexually explicit and long story .-.)

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That is an actual snipit of a conversation.
But I have to escape the psycho.
And besides, there's this chick named Kirsten:
Who likes Pokemon, Animal Crossing and so much more stuff that I like.
We can only talk over Instagram though, .-.
And we say we're friends with each other
But everyone keeps saying that "we were made for each other
that we're perfect together
We're the cutest couple on IG"
Publicly we shoo them off.
But alone we're different.
And she said I'm hot :0
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Someone made a fanpage of me and her.
Idek.
But yeah