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Best Quote Chain Ever:
Quote Originally Posted by AC Newton
Quote Originally Posted by Sambama
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Quote Originally Posted by YellowNerd
Quote Originally Posted by Wumbo
Quote Originally Posted by Sambama
Quote Originally Posted by YellowNerd
Quote Originally Posted by Wumbo
Quote Originally Posted by Me
Quote Originally Posted by Yellownerd
i usually watch erbs with straight face
i do everything with a straight face
*gonad shitting with straight face*
*gonad getting prostate exam with straight face*
*gonad watching porn with straight face*
*gonad at the club*
*bitches start grinding on him*
*straight motherfucking face*
Gonad is gonna be the best serial killer ever
Gonad should try walking away from an explosion
Liam Neeson on phone:
I will find you, and I will kill you"
Gonad on other end of the phone: *straight face*
No one told me Gunnut is secretly Kristen stewart
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zwl_wihgalk *Gonad with a straight face*
*Gonad watches video with straight face*
*slowly raises thumb up after the video concludes*
Plot Twist: At the end of the video the stormtrooper takes of its helmet & it's Gonad with a straight face
Quote Originally Posted by YellowNerd
when i take a shit i'm usually topless and doing a fucking vegeta impression
Quote Originally Posted by PolarBore
Quote Originally Posted by YellowNerd
2007 was 7 years ago
same
Quote Originally Posted by Lohuy (After My Name Color Wouldn't Stay Green)
Gunnut self praise line of the day: "So fucking thug that mods don't even want to give me rights!"
Quote Originally Posted by Sparts
like what are the odds that he'd have 3 dead things to make a 3 course meal out of
Quote Originally Posted by rangernumberx
Rule 1 of Xyzzy:- A well placed cock always wins
Quote Originally Posted by Dion (Regarding whether Non-Native English speakers think in non-English)
When I trip I say "eh".

When I shit I say "eh".

When I fuck I say "eh"
Quote Originally Posted by #Nutty (Regarding TMNT vs Artists)
FUCKING HYPE TRAIN
CHOO
CHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Quote Originally Posted by Wumbo (Fan Fic)
"Not on my memes." replied Mancha/PHoENIX/Hawk-Eyed Commiefuck/Whatever his name is or was

He channeled the Supreme Meme, a mystical energy like the Force, but with memes.
Quote Originally Posted by Gunnut
Quote Originally Posted by Clemi
Quote Originally Posted by Gunnut
Quote Originally Posted by Clemi
Quote Originally Posted by Gunnut
Quote Originally Posted by Clemi
Quote Originally Posted by Clemi
Quote Originally Posted by Clemi
Quote Originally Posted by Gunnut
Quote Originally Posted by Clemi
Quote Originally Posted by Gunnut (Battle Writing Chatzy)
i'd just like to point out that i got both versace done in the time beofre you got one
Well you also have one computer and i'm texting while driving
that's a crime in New Mexico, tribal popo be on your ass
That's not a crime in FuckThePoliceville
Wait are you mexican
But fo real are you i'm so confused because at first i thought Polar was a real brazilian and now that wat do bring help pls
pretty sure he's actually Brazilian
Actually he lives in murica
but he's from Brazil, unless he's in fact a murican named kevin, and/or a sea cucumber.
He can be brazilian and named Kevin too
he's bruno mars doe
Quote Originally Posted by Wumbo
Quote Originally Posted by LandoNintendo
FUCK YOU SHITHEADS FUCK YOU SHITHEADS FUCK YOU SHITHEADS FUCK YOU SHITHEADS FUCK YOU SHITHEADS FUCK YOU SHITHEADS FUCK YOU SHITHEADS FUCK YOU SHITHEADS FUCK YOU SHITHEADS FUCK YOU SHITHEADS FUCK YOU SHITHEADS FUCK YOU SHITHEADS FUCK YOU SHITHEADS FUCK YOU [Times 9001]
Y-you too
Quote Originally Posted by Sambama
https://31.media.tumblr.com/5c47fe17...0wr1r8mpok.jpg

JonTron confirmed for new professor
Quote Originally Posted by YellowNerd
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Quote Originally Posted by rangernumberx
Quote Originally Posted by YellowNerd
Yellownerd, Yellownerd, Yellownerd
You can't go summoning yourself
But it worked
Quote Originally Posted by rangernumberx
Tar Wars:- Deep in the heart of Manhattan, the rivalry between two tarring companies come to ahead when a large road development is announced, leading to cases of violence and sabotage breaking out, peaking when the owner of one company is nearly buried alive in asphalt in a last ditch effort to take his company out of the picture.
Quote Originally Posted by Sambama
Quote Originally Posted by Gunnut
That's washington, such a shite tactician
STAY HED IN YER AWFIS ER SUFFER GRATE LAWSES
Quote Originally Posted by MaNCHA
Quote Originally Posted by Spartica4Real
TDFE brings so much suspense and (healthy) drama I love it.
Quote Originally Posted by Clemi (When told he couldn't be a color better than his current rank)
fak

Well at least i'm not a baby black

That sounds racist
Quote Originally Posted by King in The North
Quote Originally Posted by Clemi (Regarding a Replace ERB)
Can I see the whole thing so far
Can you?
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Comments

  1. Poles's Avatar
    why were you talking about me in a chatzy
  2. GonadTheNomad's Avatar
    Clemi brought you up.
  3. Poles's Avatar
    where did he get me not being brazilian from
  4. GonadTheNomad's Avatar
    idk /peeta
  5. Katz's Avatar
    Hey I'm in, it's instantly better than Sam's. Also YellowNerd on the toilet almost made me cry laughing.
  6. Clemi's Avatar
    Well you told me that you weren't living in Brazil, and you only were taking holidays
    Updated 07-19-2014 at 10:26 AM by Clemi
  7. Poles's Avatar
    Brazil isn't exactly the best place to live.
  8. Clemi's Avatar
    With Brazilian mafias and all ?