ZoroarkPKMN

My favorite movie is Back to the Future, although Star Trek Into Darkness comes very close. As do a lot of other movies.
Back to the Future is famous for having two magnificent sequels, and this trilogy together makes a masterpiece.
The creators of Back to the Future know how to make a fucking sequel to Back to the Future. Because personally, although I enjoy II & III more than the original, I love them all as a trilogy.
Then there's Transformers. The recent one. Oh yeah, shit just got real.
The first one was pretty good. It was good enough to get me into Transformers.
Then they made a sequel. Called Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen.
As any Transformers fan would be, I was pretty excited. The Great Pyramids getting destroyed, new Autobots and Decepticons, and the jiggling boobies of Megan Fox. Ah. It was gonna be a fun ride.
I came out of the theater let down!
Optimus Prime DIES?! And then he just comes back to life by getting stabbed in the chest?! What the fuck was that shit?!
Then of course they had to make a THIRD INSTALLMENT! The only reason I went to see this one is because Linkin Park was in the soundtrack.
And it was worse.
They spat on the name Leonard Nimoy, they spat on the Transformers trilogy, AND NO JIGGLY MEGAN FOX! Who is this stupid bitch? I don't want her! I want Megan Fox! THIS IS BULLSHIT!

Then sometimes they make prequels to movies. Like Monsters University.
To be honest, I have very high hopes for Monsters University. I'm hoping it makes me laugh by characters nodding to what happens in Monsters Inc.
Then there are bad prequels. I could rant about a whole trilogy of prequels for you right now, but let's save that for another rant. (Fucking Jar-Jar)
Don't get me wrong, I LOVE DISNEY! Especially Pixar. In fact, my brother and my dad were in Florida recently to go look at apartment complexes and they went to Disney. While they were there they picked me up this tiny little toy of Goofy dressed up as...Darth...Vader.......FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!

Then there are the ungodly piles of shit sent straight from hell. They are what Satan's toilets are comprised of. They are what every human despises. REMAKES.
Here's my philosophy: If a movie's good as it is, DON'T REMAKE IT!
I'm sure that's everybody's philosophy.
For example, Willy Wonka & The Chocolate Factory is such a good movie!
Gene Wilder is a great Wonka, it's got great visuals, and it looks pretty good.
Then a creepy, childhood-ruining director named Tim Burton had to take Johnny Depp off of his cock to make CHARLIE AND THE CHOCOLATE FACTORY.
I'm gonna say this for all of us, Gene Wilder is a better Wonka than Johnny Depp.
Gene's Wonka comes off as sarcastic and funny, while Depp's Wonka is more childish and flat-out stupid.
They took away Slugworth, ONE OF THE MOST IMPORTANT PEOPLE IN THE MOVIE!
THEY TOOK AWAY FUCKING SLUGWORTH!
How do you even take away a character that big from the movie?
It's like taking Shia LeBouf out of the Transformers movies!
Actually, that might not be so bad...

Anyways, if a movie's good on its own, don't make a sequel.
Hangover didn't NEED a sequel, but had pretty good sequels.
That's the end of this rant.