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Quote Originally Posted by Turtlesauce
Quote Originally Posted by Me
Quote Originally Posted by Turtlesauce
Quote Originally Posted by Ranger
Quote Originally Posted by Jirachibi
#BanGonad5Ever
I can get behind that movement.
I can get behind Ranger.
I can get behind Turtle getting behind Ranger.
Conga-sex Line?
Quote Originally Posted by Top-Hattington
Quote Originally Posted by Clemi
Who's Jesus
That guy who walked around turning people's water into wine
And they were like "jesus why'd you do that I was washing my robes with that water, now they've got wine stains"
So they put him on a stick.
Quote Originally Posted by PolarBore
Quote Originally Posted by Clemi
Quote Originally Posted by Gunnut (Separate Chat Message)
Quote Originally Posted by Gunnut
so clemi
how's forum paradise going
yes
"how's forum paradise going" "yes"
Quote Originally Posted by ToitleSos (A Toast)
Here's a toast:

*People not relevant to quote*

To Gunnut, for always being himself, and himself is awesome.
Quote Originally Posted by Gunnut
Quote Originally Posted by Clemi
Quote Originally Posted by Gunnut
Anything in chat yet?
True.
'Anything in chat' 'True'
I will quote this.
Quote Originally Posted by Rockey, King Oc Usernames With Commas
srsly Why the fuck are they called the Packers? are they like a furniture moving company in the off-season?
Quote Originally Posted by Lohuy (Describing Connecticut)
it's basically a rectangle with a miniature Florida attached to the bottom left :P
Quote Originally Posted by Cracked.com
Sub sandwiches generally come in three sizes: 6 inches, for if you don't want to overstuff yourself; 1 foot, for if you want to feel full and satisfied for the many hours ahead; and "whale dick," for parties.

*Later*

Subway, you apologized for short-changing us with the bread. Great. Wonderful. Don't do it again. Blah blah blah. But you seem to have glossed over the part where you tried to convince humanity that the claim of a Footlong being a foot long should not be taken literally. Like we should all know it was just a joke; you were only kidding. Kind of like when I'm really hungry and I say, "I could eat a horse." I'm not going to eat a whole fucking horse.

Read more: http://www.cracked.com/blog/4-public...#ixzz3CVGafjGU
Quote Originally Posted by Me
Quote Originally Posted by Polar
Quote Originally Posted by Star-Lord
What did I miss?
Yes
'What did I miss?' 'Yes'
Quote Originally Posted by 'Walker' (Review of Daryl Dixon's Crossbow)
This thing is absolutely dangerous. All my friends have been massacred. Sure it's a good shot but I am not looking forward to being shot in the head. Keep it away from children and rednecks. Uuuuurrrrggggaaaaahhhhrrrrlll
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  1. GonadTheNomad's Avatar
    Somehow forgot these:

    Quote Originally Posted by Polar (A long time ago on a forum far far away)
    i will fucking insert threat here
    Quote Originally Posted by Turtlesauce
    Quote Originally Posted by Me
    My sister once jokingly poked me with a curling iron.
    I sustained a second degree burn and blisters for a while.
    Apparently didn't realize it was plugged in.
    Grape stick's sister has a firestick
    Quote Originally Posted by King in the North
    Remember folks, bestiality is BESTiality.
    Quote Originally Posted by Polar (Regarding 'Bias' In Xyzzy)
    See I'm not biased
    I've picked Gonad every time
    Quote Originally Posted by Turtlesauce
    suck my dick, mom
    Quote Originally Posted by rangernumberx
    F**k you, fruit
    Quote Originally Posted by Adonis (Forum Fic With Water Balloons)
    *Ranger and Clemi look at each other and crai because they're not on the same team*
    1 like = 1 prayer.

    StarLord: wait so this is a Wat
    Sam: -TAWWWWWWW
    Starlord: Water balloon fight.
    Adonis: yup.
  2. Rocket's Avatar
    My quote is best quote
  3. Turtlesauce's Avatar
    -> 4 quotes from me
    -> Funniest member here
  4. Clemi's Avatar
    Dammit gunnut why aren't you here when I'm funny
    And why do you always remove the part where I explain that I wasn't talking to you when I said "True" and "yes"