Anyone who doesn't watch Duck Dynasty clearly isn't keeping up with the modern world!
[9:30:38 PM] MaNCHA: Oh, Sambama
If only there were someone out there who loved you.
*MaNCHA removed Sambama from this conversation.*
Originally Posted by Sambama
Technology's pretty incredible nowadays, you can like fuck robots and shit
Originally Posted by ERBoH
All Praise Tom "The Great" Hawk, doing great things with his greatness.
Originally Posted by The Mad Hatter
"Yo Taylor, wanna see my family TREE?"
"You mean OUR family tree,"
"I was talkin' 'bout my dick, yo,"
"Oh."
Originally Posted by Dion, regarding my depiction of Mega Cocojoe
I think my lung just collapsed again.
Originally Posted by HeroSamuel
Originally Posted by Wumbo
"Um... I want to ask you something.." ASK ME SHAUNA ASK ME
'Did you know that 15 minutes could save you 15% or more on car insurance?''
Originally Posted by HeroSamuel
Originally Posted by Phallicus Wumberius, rapping about The Room
ARRRR THE ROOM'S PRODUCTION COST EARNED YOUR CONDEMNATION
BUT I'LL SINK YOU LIKE YOUR HARSH REVIEW EVASION
AND THROW YOU OVERBOARD LIKE THAT FILM ABOMINATION
SO PREPARE TO LEARN THE FILM VAULT COMBINATION
Come AAHHHHN the jhapped ur head ahf and hung it from a roap
de ohnly lehjin jew lef wahs jur proifhwgwgrwsd on sohp
ah meen dat rats nest beer has trap sow many crooms thees boom could git maroneed and still eet lanch for a mant
ahm the emz assassin smack like i did naht to leesa
rahps so lean call me the tahwer of peesa
taik ur leel slewp jahan bay and gew hoam, tall south caroowleena blackbayered gaht wiseauned
Originally Posted by Yackerz
Wumbo doesn't hit the Bulls-Eye. He takes the whole animal down.
Originally Posted by Umbreon
@ Umbreon - Thu Apr 25, 2013 3:01 pm
@ SaneButStrange, anyone who steals coconut water: SHOT! Anyone who tries to destroy canada: SHOT! anyone who pisses off Wumbo: SHOT!
Originally Posted by DoctorZ
Wumbo sold his soul to the devil for his rugged good looks and unparalleled martial arts ability. Shortly after the transaction was finalized, Wumbo roundhouse kicked the devil in the face and took his soul back. The devil, who appreciates irony, couldn't stay mad and admitted he should have seen it coming. They now play poker every second Wednesday of the month.
Originally Posted by Yackerz
Wumbo's so good looking, his looks kill. But it's not murder... It's genocide
Originally Posted by SuperRapz
Wumbo's girlfriend lost her virginity to another man...
He got it back.
Originally Posted by Wumbo's Bitch
@ Wumbo's Bitch - Mon Apr 29, 2013 9:59 pm
Wumbo, im gonna change my name into Wumbo's Bitch if thats ok with you.
Originally Posted by Spartica4Real
I LIKE IT FOR THE SEXY MEN
Originally Posted by Spartica4Real
Originally Posted by Wumbo
Originally Posted by Spartica4Real
OMG I REMEMBER WEBKINZ.
I HAD A FROG NAMED "STICKY"
BUT YOU DONT SEE ME GOING AROUND BY THE NAME STICKY DO YOU?!
But that is what we call you.
Just not when you're around.
Dude..
Don't go there man..
Sticky died when I was 7.. I forgot to feed him for like a year.
Ever since then I cry every night and have nightmares of frogs.
He shouts "WHY DIDNT YOU LOVE ME SPARTICA???!!!!?!?!?!"
And I cry more.
Originally Posted by BobbyBobber
"Nigga want a verse from me, it's gon' cost a CHICKEN!"
Originally Posted by Cogs
Lol, if the bible was fanfiction, Jesus is one Mary Sue.
Originally Posted by HipsterSamuel
it’s my experience that usually when you kill people, it shuts them up
Polarbore: Gonad, you can suck my Gonad
Gonad doesn't even have Gonads
i won't be slackin
against this dude wearing wyat glasses
ooh (Wumbo: BRUUUHHHHH)
Wumbo: ok here i go
*drinks water*
*clears throat*
you know how deja vu is like remembering things that already happened
BUT DIDN'T haapen yet?
WELL HOLD ON TOYOUR DIK CUS IM ABOUT TO SAY SOME SHIT
so like when we sleep we dream
wel noshit
but dreams have been thought to be our minds way of subconsciously filing trhough memories of our past
dreams have also been shown to change dependif on our present state
So today, myself and my friends on the football team got together. One of them is a Tight End that needed to work on a lot of stuff, including blocking. So what do we do?
Naturally, have me play Linebacker against him.
And hoo boy, I did good.
My friends said that for someone that has never played before, I have exceeded all expectations. On our last rep, I bull-rushed him, and drove him to the ground
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Originally Posted by Sambama
He shouts "WHY DIDNT YOU LOVE ME SPARTICA???!!!!?!?!?!"