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Quote Originally Posted by Sambama
Anyone who doesn't watch Duck Dynasty clearly isn't keeping up with the modern world!
[9:30:38 PM] MaNCHA: Oh, Sambama
If only there were someone out there who loved you.
*MaNCHA removed Sambama from this conversation.*
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Technology's pretty incredible nowadays, you can like fuck robots and shit
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All Praise Tom "The Great" Hawk, doing great things with his greatness.
Quote Originally Posted by The Mad Hatter
"Yo Taylor, wanna see my family TREE?"

"You mean OUR family tree,"

"I was talkin' 'bout my dick, yo,"

"Oh."
Quote Originally Posted by Dion, regarding my depiction of Mega Cocojoe
I think my lung just collapsed again.
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"Um... I want to ask you something.." ASK ME SHAUNA ASK ME
'Did you know that 15 minutes could save you 15% or more on car insurance?''
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Quote Originally Posted by Phallicus Wumberius, rapping about The Room
ARRRR THE ROOM'S PRODUCTION COST EARNED YOUR CONDEMNATION
BUT I'LL SINK YOU LIKE YOUR HARSH REVIEW EVASION
AND THROW YOU OVERBOARD LIKE THAT FILM ABOMINATION
SO PREPARE TO LEARN THE FILM VAULT COMBINATION
Come AAHHHHN the jhapped ur head ahf and hung it from a roap
de ohnly lehjin jew lef wahs jur proifhwgwgrwsd on sohp
ah meen dat rats nest beer has trap sow many crooms thees boom could git maroneed and still eet lanch for a mant
ahm the emz assassin smack like i did naht to leesa
rahps so lean call me the tahwer of peesa
taik ur leel slewp jahan bay and gew hoam, tall south caroowleena blackbayered gaht wiseauned
Quote Originally Posted by Yackerz
Wumbo doesn't hit the Bulls-Eye. He takes the whole animal down.
Quote Originally Posted by Umbreon
@ Umbreon - Thu Apr 25, 2013 3:01 pm
@ SaneButStrange, anyone who steals coconut water: SHOT! Anyone who tries to destroy canada: SHOT! anyone who pisses off Wumbo: SHOT!
Quote Originally Posted by DoctorZ
Wumbo sold his soul to the devil for his rugged good looks and unparalleled martial arts ability. Shortly after the transaction was finalized, Wumbo roundhouse kicked the devil in the face and took his soul back. The devil, who appreciates irony, couldn't stay mad and admitted he should have seen it coming. They now play poker every second Wednesday of the month.
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Wumbo's so good looking, his looks kill. But it's not murder... It's genocide
Quote Originally Posted by SuperRapz
Wumbo's girlfriend lost her virginity to another man...

He got it back.
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@ Wumbo's Bitch - Mon Apr 29, 2013 9:59 pm
Wumbo, im gonna change my name into Wumbo's Bitch if thats ok with you.
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I LIKE IT FOR THE SEXY MEN
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OMG I REMEMBER WEBKINZ.

I HAD A FROG NAMED "STICKY"

BUT YOU DONT SEE ME GOING AROUND BY THE NAME STICKY DO YOU?!
But that is what we call you.

Just not when you're around.
Dude..

Don't go there man..

Sticky died when I was 7.. I forgot to feed him for like a year.

Ever since then I cry every night and have nightmares of frogs.

He shouts "WHY DIDNT YOU LOVE ME SPARTICA???!!!!?!?!?!"

And I cry more.
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"Nigga want a verse from me, it's gon' cost a CHICKEN!"
Quote Originally Posted by Cogs
Lol, if the bible was fanfiction, Jesus is one Mary Sue.

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Song Whenever: Roulette- System Of A Down

by Wumbo on 12-02-2014 at 07:20 PM
YEAH THE FASCIST RULE OF SAMBAMA MEANS I CAN'T POST THIS IN THE SONG THREAD, SO I HAD TO FIND A LOOP HOLE

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EPIC CHAT BATTLE DWIAFGEDSFNHDGJH WUMBO POLAR AND HANANANAANAKO VS GUNT

by Wumbo on 09-30-2014 at 09:23 PM
WHOOOOOAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAA EPICCHATDF ASGIRSGEA

BEGIN
PolarBore: Alright I'll start this shit off

Wumbo: *puts record on turntables*

Jinx: wikky wikky

Polarbore: Gonad, you can suck my Gonad
Gonad doesn't even have Gonads
i won't be slackin
against this dude wearing wyat glasses
ooh (Wumbo: BRUUUHHHHH)

Wumbo: ok here i go
*drinks water*
*clears throat*

Polarbore:

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Award

by Wumbo on 09-30-2014 at 08:54 PM
seeing as i'm not on the member of the month voting list

and i still want to feel good about myself

i have awarded myself the "memeber of the month for all year + next year"

thank you for this consideration

i'd like to thank the academy, my mom and dad, hana, dion's butt, not sam, and memes across the nation

thank you and god bless.
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imma spit some cold hard TROOF UP IN HERE

by Wumbo on 10-20-2013 at 01:57 AM
guys what if

guys
what
if

you know how deja vu is like remembering things that already happened

BUT DIDN'T haapen yet?

WELL HOLD ON TOYOUR DIK CUS IM ABOUT TO SAY SOME SHIT

so like when we sleep we dream
wel noshit
but dreams have been thought to be our minds way of subconsciously filing trhough memories of our past
dreams have also been shown to change dependif on our present state

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The Wumbo Life: Float like Butterfly, sting like Chechen sniper rifle round.

by Wumbo on 08-02-2013 at 09:05 PM
So yeah, writing a blog cause I'm bored.

So today, myself and my friends on the football team got together. One of them is a Tight End that needed to work on a lot of stuff, including blocking. So what do we do?

Naturally, have me play Linebacker against him.

And hoo boy, I did good.

My friends said that for someone that has never played before, I have exceeded all expectations. On our last rep, I bull-rushed him, and drove him to the ground

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