Mike Hat
Ladybug Pajamas

Back in elementary school we had to wear name tags during certain scenarios (ie during our field day) and I had a bad habit of nibbling on my shirt a lot when I got nervous. One field day I accidentally took a small bite out of my name tag. It was pretty awkward.

It's pretty underrated for a Pokemon spinoff game.

The battle that really put ERB in the spotlight... and then did it again... Truly a classic battle. But how does it stack up nowadays? Let's find out.

Who won?

Spoiler: 

Hitler: Round 1

I am Adolf Hitler, Commander of the Third Reich
Little known fact: Also dope on the mic
Kind of just set-up for the battle. Not really any points to be made. 0
You are Vader, with your little boots and cape
And helmet to cover up that burnt ass face
I find

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http://www.erboh.com/forum/entry.php...vs-Ivan-Part-1

Spoiler: 

OLD FRITZ OLD FRITZ OLD FRITZ

I'm Frederick the Great, out the gate first servant of state
I like that he's actually pushing away the Brandenburg Gate when he says this, improves the line a lot for me. +1
Oblique attack tactics ain't exactly straight
kek nice +2
I've got creative talents and battle malice
Hard as steel on the field, genteel in the palace

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Oh boy. I've been trying to figure out how to do this one for a bit. I'm still not entirely sure how to "fairly" judge this battle, but I'm going to take a stab at it anyway. Gotta do it in two parts too...

Who won?

Spoiler: 

Ivan the Terrible

Look alive, crème de la Kremlin's arriving
I think crème de la Kremlin is one of the better puns ERB has used in recent memory. I think it works here because it literally means "best of the Kremlin," so

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