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    Do you guys have one of those drink machines with like, hundreds of different options for drinks? I love those man! They don't have many restaurants with those machines around here, basically just a Zaxby's an hour and a half away. We used to have a close-ish Fazzoli's but it got shut down. I never heard why, it always seemed healthy and did good business from what I hear. It had one of those cool drink machines too, I always loved experimenting with the different flavors even though a lot of them didn't exactly taste very good, it was still a fun experience. I'm lactose intolerant so I never went to Fazzoli's too much but I always found something else to eat that wouldn't make me sick (and I've got a pretty strong stomach besides) and man, did I love that drink machine. One time I really held up the drink machine line hahah, I just HAD to try as many different flavors as I could! The temptation was too strong, I jus
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Chews My Name

by Mike Hat on 11-01-2016 at 06:08 PM
Back in elementary school we had to wear name tags during certain scenarios (ie during our field day) and I had a bad habit of nibbling on my shirt a lot when I got nervous. One field day I accidentally took a small bite out of my name tag. It was pretty awkward.
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I Love Ranger

by Mike Hat on 09-10-2016 at 03:16 PM
It's pretty underrated for a Pokemon spinoff game.
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Sanic Reviews: Vader vs. Hitler 1

by Mike Hat on 07-31-2016 at 12:52 AM
The battle that really put ERB in the spotlight... and then did it again... Truly a classic battle. But how does it stack up nowadays? Let's find out.

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Hitler: Round 1

I am Adolf Hitler, Commander of the Third Reich
Little known fact: Also dope on the mic
Kind of just set-up for the battle. Not really any points to be made. 0
You are Vader, with your little boots and cape
And helmet to cover up that burnt ass face
I find

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Sanic Reviews: Alexander vs. Ivan Part 2

by Mike Hat on 07-23-2016 at 09:01 PM
http://www.erboh.com/forum/entry.php...vs-Ivan-Part-1

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OLD FRITZ OLD FRITZ OLD FRITZ

I'm Frederick the Great, out the gate first servant of state
I like that he's actually pushing away the Brandenburg Gate when he says this, improves the line a lot for me. +1
Oblique attack tactics ain't exactly straight
kek nice +2
I've got creative talents and battle malice
Hard as steel on the field, genteel in the palace

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Sanic Reviews: Alexander vs. Ivan Part 1

by Mike Hat on 07-23-2016 at 08:55 PM
Oh boy. I've been trying to figure out how to do this one for a bit. I'm still not entirely sure how to "fairly" judge this battle, but I'm going to take a stab at it anyway. Gotta do it in two parts too...

Who won?

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Ivan the Terrible

Look alive, crème de la Kremlin's arriving
I think crème de la Kremlin is one of the better puns ERB has used in recent memory. I think it works here because it literally means "best of the Kremlin," so

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