ZoroarkPKMN
Bon Vivant of Violet

I'm back to doing rants. I remember having so much fun writing the old ones, and y'know what, I've got some steam I'd like to blow off. So here we go.

Around late 2014 (so, uh, recently) I made an effort to get into League of Legends. My first MOBA. League of Legends, from a distance, seemed pretty cool. The only downside was having to pay money to unlock characters but hey, whatever. So I download it and play the tutorial. I do it once or twice and say to myself "Okay, I think

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We need YOUR suggestions for Season 5, our Super Season!

In case you didn't know, we are not following along with the upcoming storm of ERBs
However

Starting maybe mid-January, we will be releasing all fifteen of our hype-inducing battles EVERY OTHER MONDAY!
It's gonna be pretty baller.

BUT we need your suggestions! A lot of them.

We want action, we want epic, we want Flygon, Togekiss, Malamar, Darmanitan, Skarmory, Noivern,

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Today I'm doing characters part one. Another day I'll finish, another I'll do assist trophies.


1. Palutena (Kid Icarus Uprising)
Come on, Uprising is my favorite 3DS game (yes, over X&Y). Palutena would be a good character, not only gameplay wise but concept-wise. Palutena's move set would be pretty simple:
B - Light Sphere
Similar to Samus' charge beam, Palutena charges up a sphere of light and charges it. It can be saved and fired at any time.

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Round 2.

10. Ampharos
Ampharos is cool. There, I said it. He's an Electric-type sheep. Still not impressed? He Mega-Evolves into He-Man. It's just downright cool to me.

9. Skarmory
Why is one of your favorite Johto Pokemon a giant metal bird that flies? Well, why is Scizor awesome? People look at Scizor and go, "He should fly!" But in my opinion, we've already got a giant flying death machine, and that's Skarmory. Cheers, dude.

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I'll do it.

10. Gyarados
Trying not to copy others who've done this, but I just can't. I started liking Gyarados when I saw the episode of the Pokemon anime where Ash, Brock, and Misty get trapped on the upside-down St. Anne with Team Rocket, and James throws away his useless Magikarp into the ocean, countered by it evolving and enveloping them all in a cyclone. Badass. The reason Gyarados is not farther up on this list is because it's not Dragon-type. Like what. My Gyarados

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