Re: Umbreon Rap Battles - Season 2
Re: Umbreon Rap Battles - Season 2
New Battle!!!
UMBREON RAP BATTLES
KURT COBAIN!
VERSUS!
BUDDHA!
BEGIN!
Buddha:
This god is going against a drug addicted punk who's off his rocker
You being liked is actually quite the shocker
This rebellious delinquent stands no chance
He's just a rock star who cannot sing nor dance
Im on the stairway to heaven you're rhymes just Blew
Your a rebel without a cause that should go back to school
Kurt:
Say anymore and i'll give you worse than a paper cut
This bald fat ass really needs to shut the fuck up
You married your cousin that's fucking wrong dude
You're a negative creep with a bad attitude
I'll drain you of blood and kick your chubby ass
And then drop you like Skrillex dropped the bass
Buddha:
You do not know who you're talking to, child.
When you killed yourself everyone was beguiled
You're a maniac who needs to calm down
I'm a god who's globally renowned
I'll crush you like a beetle you fool
You must be dumb if you think you're actually cool
Kurt:
Im a true rock star known by everyone
So, ya chubby prick, come and get some
Everyone loves me nobody knows you anymore
my music makes millions your philosophy is a bore
You're a Hin-douche trying to take down a superstar
I've said more deep things than you with my guitar
WHO WON?
WHO'S NEXT?
YOU DECIDE!
UMBREON (guitar riff) RAP BATTLES!
Re: Umbreon Rap Battles - Season 2
Awesome battle! But Stairway to Heaven is a Led Zeppelin song.
Re: Umbreon Rap Battles - Season 2
Quote:
Originally Posted by Uprising
Awesome battle! But Stairway to Heaven is a Led Zeppelin song.
dammit i was informed wrong D:
Fixed
Re: Umbreon Rap Battles - Season 2
Re: Umbreon Rap Battles - Season 2
Quote:
Originally Posted by Brad
Lol I love that idea XP
Uprising came up with the idea lol.
I was going to release this later but...i tried writing it and it was done actually really fast.
Re: Umbreon Rap Battles - Season 2
Because there was no Epic Rap Battles of Forumers this weekend....i shall give you this instead:
UMBREON RAP BATTLES!
STEVEN SPIELBERG!
VERSUS!
ALFRED HITCHCOCK!
BEGIN!
S
Do your rhymes suck? You bet Jurass-ic they do
You're a horrible director through and through
like your films, your rhymes are a bore without a shadow of a doubt
You dont know what true directing is all about
You cannot defeat me in this Duel of wits
you think you're really great but i dont give a shit
A
As you keep speaking i'm liking you less and less
you cannot defeat me for i am North by North-Best
If you keep trying to win you'll need a lifeboat
I'll destroy this 2 bit director and grab him by the throat
I was looking for a decent rapper but it looks like i chose the wrong man
So you better surrender now before i slap you with the back of my hand
S
I have a suspician that you are getting stage fright
I'm dominating the War of the Words and winning this fight
You wanna try to fight? i double dare you
But dont come crying to me when you lose
I'm in a frenzy whipping you here
and making your fat ass dissapear
The only way you can win is by sabotage
so get the hell out here, Bon Voyage!
A
All of your films are the same over and over again
You should stick to making Medal of Honor, my friend.
You must be in the Twilight Zone if you think you've defeated me
You have made the worst movies anyone has ever seen
You must have aRAPnophobia becuse you aren't doing good
You're in the lost world if you dont surrender like you should
So CUT that's a wrap on this battle rap
And Alfred beat this punk whose raps were complete crap
WHO WON?
WHO'S NEXT?
YOU DECIDE!
UMBREON (cut) RAP BATTLES!!!!
