JIRACHIBI RAP BATTLES!
GERARD WAY!
VERSUS!
ROBERT SMITH!
BEGIN!
G
You cant rap when Gerard comes in hard
You'll get Chemi-killed if you rap against me, retard
Gerard was the lead singer of My Chemical Romance
Im not Hesitant to destroy you in this battle
Gerard has an album called Hesistant
Im an Action Cat, you'll need more Faith with you your mindless prattle
Action Cat is a Gerard Way song and Faith is a Cure song
You're a Zero Zero,im a superhero and your raps are nothing
Zero Zero is a Gerard Way song and the plot to the album Danger Days is about futuristic superheroes
Hey You!! Think you wanna Fight? You must be Insane or something
Hey You!!! Is a Cure song
Im the best thing out of New Jersey, you're the worst thing out of Blackpool
Gerard is from New Jersey and Robert is from Blackpool
You cant step to me, this is your Last Dance, fool
Last Dance is a Cure song
You'll get slain if you get in Gerard's Way
Kinda reaching but for December, gerard's twitter name was Gerard Sleigh
My songs inspired millions, your are gothic cliches
My Chemical Romance was one of the better known Emo/Goth bands
With just 4 albums my band's sold millions
MCR Only has 4 Studio Albums
You had 13 albums and you still cant stand to my brilliance!
As of now, The Cure has 13 albums
R
You'll need more than a cure when im done, Way
Robert is lead singer of The Cure
You're am emo icon with nothing important to say
Gerard is a famous Icon in the goth community and he hates being called Emo
If only there was a cure to your shitty raps
Robert is lead singer of The Cure
You're Ray Toro-ble so give up before you get smacked
Ray Toro is the drummer for MCR
12 Years with 4 albums while we pump out record after record
MCR has had 4 albums in 12 years while The Cure had 1 a year at the beginning
Im a goth rock star while you're a child who needs a lecture
Robert is one of the most famous Goth musicians
You started on MySpace and gave away your songs for free
When the band started, MCR gave out their songs for free on MySpace
You wouldnt even have made it without Geoff Rickley
Geoff Rickley produced MCR's first album and is the only reason it got released
You couldnt even hope to have as much Sussex as The Cure
A pun on Sussex, where The Cure originated, and Success
Lets give Three Cheers for the death of the queers
Three Cheers for Sweet Revenge is an MCR album
Boys dont cry but you'll be weeping after this
Boys Dont Cry is a Cure song
So shut up, you kid because you're making me pissed
G
We got Fall Out Boy and Green Day on our sides, you cant touch ua
MCR has toured with Fall Out Boy and Green Day
I spit venom at you, man, I cant get enough!
Thank You For The Venom is an MCR song
R
You, stand to me? Im taller than an Obelisk
Obelisk was The Cure's original name
Something Incredible This Way Comes and its not your raps, kid
Something Incredible This Way Comes is an MCR live album
G
Dont mean to put you Under Pressure but you cant step to me
Under Pressure is a Teh Cure song
So get the hell away from me or this'll end in a tragedy!
R
You must have a lot of faith in yourself to fight me
Faith is a Cure song
Your shitty albums are the true tragedy
G
Our tickets sell out in less than fifteen minutes
Before The Black parade was announced, a show MCR did sold out in 15 minutes
How's that not success? You're a little too pissed
R:
My work is Just Like Heaven, yours is Desolation Row
Just Like Heaven and Desolation Row are songs
My albums are platinum hits while Hesistant Alien isnt even gold
Many of The Cure's work has been considered Platinum while Hesistant Alein didnt win many awards
G
Im at The Top of the world while you're just forgotten
The Top is a Cure song
You're a drag queen who's writing skills are rotten!
Robert Smith usually wears makeup and has messy hair on stage
R
Im a rock god, I cant be beat
So lets give Three Cheers for this Amateur's defeat!
Three Cheers for Sweet Revenge is an MCR album
WHO WON?
WHO'S NEXT?
YOU DECIDE!
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