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Rules pick a historical figure with something in common with the other
This is like your vs person above but with historical figures
Example
Historical figure or Celeb or Fourmer : lyrics
Epic Rap Battles Of History
King Henry VII
vs
Hilary Clinton
Begin!
I'M HENRY THE EIGHTH, I AM, AND I'M GOING HAMQuote:
Originally Posted by BBGUN
SHOVING THROUGH YOUR ASS FASTER THAN A BATTERING RAM
YOU'LL TURN RED AS A CHERRY AS I SLAY YOU LIKE BLOODY MARY
OBAMA MADE A GOOD CHOICE, BITCH, YOU'RE NO JOHN KERRY
:p
Hillary:Quote:
Originally Posted by WWEFan101
Is facing me a little too much food on your plate?
300 pounds? You should be the secretary of weight
Did you kill your wives because they laughed at your tiny little penis?
I'm shoving my campaign up your ass slogan: Bitch, I'm the meanest
Henry:Quote:
Originally Posted by GaMZEE
I triumph over all, you're a bitch who thinks she has powers!
I'll do all the real work, you just go plant some flowers
Fucking with a King was just really really stupid,
Guards, get this disgrace, she needs to be executed!
Hillary:
Sorry Henry, you're just not up to Parr
I'm leading America while Bill gets drunk at the bar
A trip to the cemetery is how your kids met their mother
This isn't Celebrity Wifeswap, make a choice and stick with it brother
(All credit to Weefan)
Henry:Quote:
Originally Posted by GaMZEE
Sorry to YOU Hillary, I am not much of a prankster,
But now you've made me angry, an' it's time to go gangsta!
Bitch can't rap against the might king!
It must all be over, 'cause I heard you sing!
Don't play around with royalty,
You should show Billy Boy more loyalty!
Hillary:
Even I get more head than you and you cut 6 off
nothin' but a fat ass power hungry slob
your genes are to blame! Not your innocent wives
this time King Henry, I'll be taking your life
in 1969 I got my start in politics (the start of my life!)
you couldn't close to '69 even with 8 wives
my husband may have cheated but I didn't get stopped
you rage quit with every wife having their neck chopped!
BBGUN: your leading America but I will get moderators to lock it
Other than drugs what else so you have in your pocket
And Henry I will take batting ram aim it at you with my launcher
Elvis,St. Nick even Newton says you need a Weight watcher
And I liked you better dead
Wanna loose pounds let me cut off yo head
And Hilary I will stab you with a lightsaber like Darth sideous
us look more manly than your opponent you can't be more hideous
You are depriving a poor village of its idiot
So sorry Ms. Victim , Mr fatty I end your fun
If us want to loose again call the mighty BBGUN
Not trying to be rude by A. You said historical figure and B. What's the connection?Quote:
Originally Posted by BBGUN
I destroyed pages and use to be hated (:{
You're still not historical.Quote:
Originally Posted by BBGUN
this is the first time I ever seen anyone kill there own topic
BBGUN never ceases to amaze me.
anyone wanna just remake this topic and have someone more qualified run it?
Even Adam vs Eve is more qualified... I mean... Okay ill do it
(ZombieLicker and Lawlzor, I hope you realize that me & Gamzee were quoting my rap battle, not just making it up on the spot, lol :p)
I'll take care of it.Quote:
Originally Posted by sunkistluva
Quote:
Originally Posted by GaMZEE
:wat: Are you serious ?
Yes...Quote:
Originally Posted by Not Clemi
Quote:
Originally Posted by Not Clemi
[quote=Not Clemi][/quote:32qr4cgz]Quote:
Originally Posted by "Not Clemi":32qr4cgz
Wut
I just said i was going to do it. :wat:
I already did it, though. viewtopic.php?f=7&t=13214Quote:
Originally Posted by Not Clemi