We've chosen that the first 2 Forum Rap Battles will be Edgar Allan Poe vs. Rod Serling and Eminem vs. Steve Miller. If you want to voice a character, please let me now.
Lyrics for Edgar Allan Poe vs. Rod Serling:
Spoiler:EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY
ROD SERLING versus EDGAR ALLEN POE!
BEGIN!
Poe:
It was many a year ago when I at first heard your name
Yet now that I've seen your sci-fi shit I'll never be the same.
I'll censor you and send you to the city in the sea
It's time for me to serve Rod, that's my guarantee.
My detective is better than whatever you whip up!
I could make better crap with some piss in a cup!
This ain't a requiem for a heavyweight, so i'll make my raps quick
But you aren't a bother to me, since my raps are just SLICK.
Serling:
There is a fifth dimension, beyond that which is known to man.
And my kicking of your ass is where it all began.
You imp of the perverse! Is there a devil in your belfry?
Well whatever, ye jingle man. There's no talent I can see!
*spoken slowly* I must have won seven Emmy awards
*spoken slowly* I'm also outstanding with my words
Cryptographic messages may have been your specialty
But since I just don't give a shit, suck my dick please.
Poe:
Silence to thee, wretch, with your stupid skittish sketches
Get thee back into the tempest and the Night's Plutonian shore!
I'm more famous than you! I've got my own award, dude!
Crazy f***! You dumbass whore, who went crazy in the war,
I truly won’t deny it, you just may have won heretofore
Yet Quoth the Raven: *slight pause* “Nevermore”
Serling:
You think I'm crazy? At least my death was legit.
Go back home to your cousin, incestuous s***.
I'd end you if not for your tell-tale heart.
Don't bother to rap! Just go and depart!
I'll defeat you with a power that before was unbeknown!
Since this is how you lose... *pause* ...in the Twilight Zone.
Lyrics for Eminem vs. Steve Miller:
Spoiler:Eminem:
Look at this classic rock dipshit, he's such a prick
All your music is a motherfuckin pile of shit
Even your wife is a bitch, she came and sucked my dick
I'm Slim Fucking Shady, bitch, this ain't no comedy shtick
This is the real Shady, not a fake, like your whole damn career
I'm not walking around sticking my dick in another mans rear
Dr. Dre may have said that Shady was a basehead
But your songs have no bass at all, after this your whole damn career will be dead
Steve Miller:
I really love the way you've lied in that whole verse
I'm Steve Miller, I respect people who respect me, but you're obviously the worst
I was born in Milwaukee, Wisconsin, that's almost a guaranteed win
I'm flying like an eagle, soaring, even ask Kim
After she left you, I gave her a bit of my Jungle Love
But setting you straight is the only thing i'm really thinking of
After this, you won't have time for an Encore
This isn't a fight anymore, it's a rapping war
Eminem:
I'll crack a bottle on your head if you don't fuck off
Your rhymes ain't nowhere near mine, you're slow like a fucking sloth
Rapping till I collapse, till I have a damn relapse, till you die, which hopefully ain't far away
You only made music for your motherfucking paydays
Steve Miller:
I'm a joker, a smoker, a midnight toker
Every rhyme you make is a gamble, like a game of poker
I'm the Space Cowboy and the gangster of love
My raps are strong, yours get knocked over by a small little shove!
Voice Actors:
Edgar Allan Poe-MaNCHA
Rod Serling-
Eminem-
Steve Miller-
