Epic rap battle of whatever it is : X VS Y ft.Z

That was entertaining.

dat was an umazin rape battle full of wittee jokes.

Eh. :p

I leiked that.

EPIC RAP BATTLE OF WHATEVER THIS IS, ANYWAY I'M STILL DOING IT EVEN IF I'M TOO LAZY TO DO ROB'S 2ND VERSE
ROB !
VERSUS
OBAMA !

BEGIN !

Obama :
My fellow Americans, today, we'll erase the worst menace ever
We'll erase this stupid mormon, Vbulletin forum-owner
I am back in black for my second term, you turd
I fight terrorism while you fight spambots, that's really absurd !
What are you going to do ? Threaten to kick or ban me ?
I'll send you a nuclear bomb RIGHT IN YOUR LITTLE WEENIE
I'm part of the democracts ! Can't mess with my crew
Welcome to 'MURICA ! We shot Osama, we can sure find you !


Rob :
Is this for that kind of president I have to pay my bills ?
In this battle i am the resident, go back to Obama-ville !
You suck in so many ways, you can't even gouvern one state
Legalize abortion for yourself, it's never too late !
I'll rob your place ! Steal your wife !
You can take my gun, but my lines are as sharp as a knife !
Shut the fuck up ! I have epic members like Dion, or Lawlzor !
While your politics are composed of Mark Clayton And FUCKING Al Gore !


François Hollande :
I am Hollande, the president of the Françe !
This is getting serious Robby, you can't stand a chance
I legalized gay marriages, because lesbian are so hot !
Like Montana, bitches throw cocaine at me when i'm on the high spot !
We made Sopa exactly for the kind of shit you are !
You've been dissed, democratized, and now au revoir !

Obama :
My fellow Frenchman, this is some good rapping !

François Hollande :
THANKS OBAMA !

Obama :
:(

François Hollande :
...I wasn't sarcastic you know

Jerry Springer vs My thumb featuring a yeti

and my idea??? T_T I was the first one who posted here.

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Originally Posted by Kirito

and my idea??? T_T I was the first one who posted here.

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Because i'm not taking the battles in order, and motlsy because i have no idea who is chikorita

This is a repost, BBGUN wanted to delete this (fak u dood) :

EEEEEEEEEEEPIC RAP BATTLE OF WHATEVER THIS IS, I SHOULD BE ASHAMED OR SOMETHING
DJEEZUS AND GOD
VERSUS
WUMBO AND POLARBORE

BEGIN !

Jesus :
It's a lion, everybody get in the car ! I'm Jesus so hold on !
Sorry guys, the world was lagging, i needed 3 days to respawn

Well my childrens, I think it's time for me to baptize your asses
I multiply my punchlines, while I preach for the masses
You don't stand a chance, i'm the founder of Christianity
While you two losers kill time by posting insanities !
My verses are as racy as was my crown made of spines
Step up my childs, or else i'll have to turn you into vine

Wumbo and Polarbore :
Play time is Ogre, this had to happen !
I and Wumbo are the best, amen !
Jesus, don't cross on our forum, you aren't welcum !
We praise pears, Vbulletin and Rob's bum !
Just like BBGUN, we will crumple your dream
Compared to u and god, we are a way better team !

That was fucking shrecktacular !
- We nailed that battle ! - yay #5char

Clemi :
Ehhh... In fact I am god, I mean I replace Morgan Freeman
And.. Oh whatever, i wrote this and i have some free time, man

Communism...Smu...Nism... fuck that, i'll call you Mr. Fag
Big name, little dick, fat chance you faking douchebag
Wumbo, with Uprising, I wrote a battle with you in it
And plus i am g-motherfucking-od, I know all your littles secrets
And you, Djeezus, u are ded 2 me, and I mean litterally
I am your Father, I know when you'll fail miserably


Jean Dujardin :
HOLD ON KID

Adam & Eve :
WE ARE HERE TOO

Clemi :
HOLY VBULLETIN

Vbulletin :
HEY I AM HERE TOO

Clemi :
JESUS TAKE THE VERSE !

Jesus :
lolno

Clemi :
FAK U JESUS I AM NOW ATHEIST


WHO WON ? WHO IS NEXT ?
YOU DECIDE
LOL NO JK

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Originally Posted by Clemi

Because i'm not taking the battles in order, and motlsy because i have no idea who is chikorita

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Spoiler: 

Chikorita (Japanese: チコリータ Chicorita) is a Grass-type Pokémon.
It evolves into Bayleef starting at level 16, which evolves into Meganium starting at level 32.
Along with Cyndaquil and Totodile, Chikorita is one of the three starter Pokémon of Johto.
It is available at the beginning of Pokémon Gold, Silver, Crystal, HeartGold, and SoulSilver.

Chikorita is a small Pokémon that is primarily pale green in color, with a darker green leaf and necklace of buds. It has a large head in proportion to the rest of its body, with large red eyes that appear to have no pupils. It has four short legs with a single nailed toe each, and a small tail. Its most distinguishing feature is the large leaf on the top of its head, which is usually longer than the rest of its body.

Chikorita can spawn vines from its neck and create leaves from the big leaf on its head. Like many Grass-type Pokémon, its foliage emits a sweet odor that has calming and healing properties. This leaf also has the ability to check the temperature and humidity of the surrounding air.
Behavior

Chikorita, like many Grass-type Pokémon, are very docile. It prefers to avoid fights by using the aromatherapeutic properties of the large leaf on its head. It spends most of its time sunbathing, although it is unclear if this is because it needs to photosynthesize, or if it is because Chikorita is coldblooded and needs to warm itself up. It appears to be sensitive to changes in its environment, and can use the leaf on its head to help purify the air around it, as well as to seek out warm places. Chikorita are also sensitive emotionally, and become very upset when misunderstood.

Chikorita are rare Pokémon mostly found in large open plains or small forests with other Chikorita, Bayleef, and Meganium. They prefer warmer climates. Chikorita are mostly handed out by Professor Elm.

Chikorita spend a lot of time basking in the sun, so they may use photosynthesis to feed themselves.

A sweet aroma gently wafts from the leaf on its head. It is docile and loves to soak up the sun's rays.
Its pleasantly aromatic leaves have the ability to check the humidity and temperature.
It loves to bask in the sunlight. It uses the leaf on its head to seek out warm places.
In battle, Chikorita waves its leaf around to keep the foe at bay. However, a sweet fragrance also wafts from the leaf, becalming the battling Pokémon and creating a cozy, friendly atmosphere all around.
It waves its leaf around to keep foes at bay. However, a sweet fragrance also wafts from the leaf, creating a friendly atmosphere that becalms the battlers.
Its pleasantly aromatic leaves have the ability to check the humidity and temperature.
It uses the leaf on its head to determine the temperature and humidity. It loves to sunbathe.

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