Epic rap battle of whatever it is : X VS Y ft.Z

Let's do something stupid
X VS Y feat.Z

X is a somebody, like a celebrity, or even a forumer
Y is something like a famous guy, an object or whatever you want
Z is from me

This can be as random as you want

Dion vs Chikorita

Rob vs Obama.

Kevin vs Pizza

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Originally Posted by Dr. Ninja II

Kevin vs Pizza

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Fuck pizza.

Kevin vs the Flying Spaghetti Monster

Misty from Pokemon VS a Lego Block

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Originally Posted by Kirito

Dion vs Chikorita

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/peetamellark

SO MUCH IDEAS
I'll do most of them

It was supposed to be the first one :

KEVIN
VERSUS
MY MOTHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEER !
BEGIN !


My mother :

Hello, in this rap, i am supposed to be Clemi's mother
Kevin, in this story, you are the real loser, loser, loser !
You little rugrat, do i have to remind you i'm the mother of Clemi ?
When you say "mother of god", you're talking about me !
You're a jelly poo-tter, a bore, and a fucking disgrace
I made a pie for you, fucker, don't even talk about kindness
while you let you anchors work for you like kids from China
So brush your teeths, go to bed or else SUCK MY VAGINA


Kevin :
Who are you ? The president of MY fan club ?
You're so full of shit, you were probably in two girl one cup
You know what I am ? A motherfucking Cucumber ! Sex jokes incoming !
Your ass could concurrence the Steam sales during Spring !
You're so fat, Mount Everest even tried to climb your chin !
And ou're so ugly, people go as you for Halloween !
Heh, we shouldn't rap, and find something else we can do
Oh wait, nevermind I have an idea, YOU !


Umbreon :
eh
eh
eh
eh
eh
eh
eh
eh


Clemi :
Fak u Umbreon you're not even in that battle

Umbreon :
You neither

Clemi :
aw


WHO WON
WHO'S NEXT
U DECIDE

That was entertaining.

dat was an umazin rape battle full of wittee jokes.

Eh. :p

I leiked that.

EPIC RAP BATTLE OF WHATEVER THIS IS, ANYWAY I'M STILL DOING IT EVEN IF I'M TOO LAZY TO DO ROB'S 2ND VERSE
ROB !
VERSUS
OBAMA !

BEGIN !

Obama :
My fellow Americans, today, we'll erase the worst menace ever
We'll erase this stupid mormon, Vbulletin forum-owner
I am back in black for my second term, you turd
I fight terrorism while you fight spambots, that's really absurd !
What are you going to do ? Threaten to kick or ban me ?
I'll send you a nuclear bomb RIGHT IN YOUR LITTLE WEENIE
I'm part of the democracts ! Can't mess with my crew
Welcome to 'MURICA ! We shot Osama, we can sure find you !


Rob :
Is this for that kind of president I have to pay my bills ?
In this battle i am the resident, go back to Obama-ville !
You suck in so many ways, you can't even gouvern one state
Legalize abortion for yourself, it's never too late !
I'll rob your place ! Steal your wife !
You can take my gun, but my lines are as sharp as a knife !
Shut the fuck up ! I have epic members like Dion, or Lawlzor !
While your politics are composed of Mark Clayton And FUCKING Al Gore !


François Hollande :
I am Hollande, the president of the Françe !
This is getting serious Robby, you can't stand a chance
I legalized gay marriages, because lesbian are so hot !
Like Montana, bitches throw cocaine at me when i'm on the high spot !
We made Sopa exactly for the kind of shit you are !
You've been dissed, democratized, and now au revoir !

Obama :
My fellow Frenchman, this is some good rapping !

François Hollande :
THANKS OBAMA !

Obama :
:(

François Hollande :
...I wasn't sarcastic you know

Jerry Springer vs My thumb featuring a yeti

and my idea??? T_T I was the first one who posted here.

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Originally Posted by Kirito

and my idea??? T_T I was the first one who posted here.

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Because i'm not taking the battles in order, and motlsy because i have no idea who is chikorita

This is a repost, BBGUN wanted to delete this (fak u dood) :

EEEEEEEEEEEPIC RAP BATTLE OF WHATEVER THIS IS, I SHOULD BE ASHAMED OR SOMETHING
DJEEZUS AND GOD
VERSUS
WUMBO AND POLARBORE

BEGIN !

Jesus :
It's a lion, everybody get in the car ! I'm Jesus so hold on !
Sorry guys, the world was lagging, i needed 3 days to respawn

Well my childrens, I think it's time for me to baptize your asses
I multiply my punchlines, while I preach for the masses
You don't stand a chance, i'm the founder of Christianity
While you two losers kill time by posting insanities !
My verses are as racy as was my crown made of spines
Step up my childs, or else i'll have to turn you into vine

Wumbo and Polarbore :
Play time is Ogre, this had to happen !
I and Wumbo are the best, amen !
Jesus, don't cross on our forum, you aren't welcum !
We praise pears, Vbulletin and Rob's bum !
Just like BBGUN, we will crumple your dream
Compared to u and god, we are a way better team !

That was fucking shrecktacular !
- We nailed that battle ! - yay #5char

Clemi :
Ehhh... In fact I am god, I mean I replace Morgan Freeman
And.. Oh whatever, i wrote this and i have some free time, man

Communism...Smu...Nism... fuck that, i'll call you Mr. Fag
Big name, little dick, fat chance you faking douchebag
Wumbo, with Uprising, I wrote a battle with you in it
And plus i am g-motherfucking-od, I know all your littles secrets
And you, Djeezus, u are ded 2 me, and I mean litterally
I am your Father, I know when you'll fail miserably


Jean Dujardin :
HOLD ON KID

Adam & Eve :
WE ARE HERE TOO

Clemi :
HOLY VBULLETIN

Vbulletin :
HEY I AM HERE TOO

Clemi :
JESUS TAKE THE VERSE !

Jesus :
lolno

Clemi :
FAK U JESUS I AM NOW ATHEIST


WHO WON ? WHO IS NEXT ?
YOU DECIDE
LOL NO JK

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Originally Posted by Clemi

Because i'm not taking the battles in order, and motlsy because i have no idea who is chikorita

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Spoiler: 

Chikorita (Japanese: チコリータ Chicorita) is a Grass-type Pokémon.
It evolves into Bayleef starting at level 16, which evolves into Meganium starting at level 32.
Along with Cyndaquil and Totodile, Chikorita is one of the three starter Pokémon of Johto.
It is available at the beginning of Pokémon Gold, Silver, Crystal, HeartGold, and SoulSilver.

Chikorita is a small Pokémon that is primarily pale green in color, with a darker green leaf and necklace of buds. It has a large head in proportion to the rest of its body, with large red eyes that appear to have no pupils. It has four short legs with a single nailed toe each, and a small tail. Its most distinguishing feature is the large leaf on the top of its head, which is usually longer than the rest of its body.

Chikorita can spawn vines from its neck and create leaves from the big leaf on its head. Like many Grass-type Pokémon, its foliage emits a sweet odor that has calming and healing properties. This leaf also has the ability to check the temperature and humidity of the surrounding air.
Behavior

Chikorita, like many Grass-type Pokémon, are very docile. It prefers to avoid fights by using the aromatherapeutic properties of the large leaf on its head. It spends most of its time sunbathing, although it is unclear if this is because it needs to photosynthesize, or if it is because Chikorita is coldblooded and needs to warm itself up. It appears to be sensitive to changes in its environment, and can use the leaf on its head to help purify the air around it, as well as to seek out warm places. Chikorita are also sensitive emotionally, and become very upset when misunderstood.

Chikorita are rare Pokémon mostly found in large open plains or small forests with other Chikorita, Bayleef, and Meganium. They prefer warmer climates. Chikorita are mostly handed out by Professor Elm.

Chikorita spend a lot of time basking in the sun, so they may use photosynthesis to feed themselves.

A sweet aroma gently wafts from the leaf on its head. It is docile and loves to soak up the sun's rays.
Its pleasantly aromatic leaves have the ability to check the humidity and temperature.
It loves to bask in the sunlight. It uses the leaf on its head to seek out warm places.
In battle, Chikorita waves its leaf around to keep the foe at bay. However, a sweet fragrance also wafts from the leaf, becalming the battling Pokémon and creating a cozy, friendly atmosphere all around.
It waves its leaf around to keep foes at bay. However, a sweet fragrance also wafts from the leaf, creating a friendly atmosphere that becalms the battlers.
Its pleasantly aromatic leaves have the ability to check the humidity and temperature.
It uses the leaf on its head to determine the temperature and humidity. It loves to sunbathe.

http://cdn.bulbagarden.net/upload/th...2Chikorita.png

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Originally Posted by MaNCHA

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Spoiler: 

Chikorita (Japanese: チコリータ Chicorita) is a Grass-type Pokémon.
It evolves into Bayleef starting at level 16, which evolves into Meganium starting at level 32.
Along with Cyndaquil and Totodile, Chikorita is one of the three starter Pokémon of Johto.
It is available at the beginning of Pokémon Gold, Silver, Crystal, HeartGold, and SoulSilver.

Chikorita is a small Pokémon that is primarily pale green in color, with a darker green leaf and necklace of buds. It has a large head in proportion to the rest of its body, with large red eyes that appear to have no pupils. It has four short legs with a single nailed toe each, and a small tail. Its most distinguishing feature is the large leaf on the top of its head, which is usually longer than the rest of its body.

Chikorita can spawn vines from its neck and create leaves from the big leaf on its head. Like many Grass-type Pokémon, its foliage emits a sweet odor that has calming and healing properties. This leaf also has the ability to check the temperature and humidity of the surrounding air.
Behavior

Chikorita, like many Grass-type Pokémon, are very docile. It prefers to avoid fights by using the aromatherapeutic properties of the large leaf on its head. It spends most of its time sunbathing, although it is unclear if this is because it needs to photosynthesize, or if it is because Chikorita is coldblooded and needs to warm itself up. It appears to be sensitive to changes in its environment, and can use the leaf on its head to help purify the air around it, as well as to seek out warm places. Chikorita are also sensitive emotionally, and become very upset when misunderstood.

Chikorita are rare Pokémon mostly found in large open plains or small forests with other Chikorita, Bayleef, and Meganium. They prefer warmer climates. Chikorita are mostly handed out by Professor Elm.

Chikorita spend a lot of time basking in the sun, so they may use photosynthesis to feed themselves.

A sweet aroma gently wafts from the leaf on its head. It is docile and loves to soak up the sun's rays.
Its pleasantly aromatic leaves have the ability to check the humidity and temperature.
It loves to bask in the sunlight. It uses the leaf on its head to seek out warm places.
In battle, Chikorita waves its leaf around to keep the foe at bay. However, a sweet fragrance also wafts from the leaf, becalming the battling Pokémon and creating a cozy, friendly atmosphere all around.
It waves its leaf around to keep foes at bay. However, a sweet fragrance also wafts from the leaf, creating a friendly atmosphere that becalms the battlers.
Its pleasantly aromatic leaves have the ability to check the humidity and temperature.
It uses the leaf on its head to determine the temperature and humidity. It loves to sunbathe.

http://cdn.bulbagarden.net/upload/th...2Chikorita.png

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There you go Clemi, Thanks Mancha. BTW, it would turn better if you use Ash's Chikorita.

What's the difference with Ash's chikorita ? I'll may do it, but not right now

EPIC RAP BATTLE OF WHATEVER THIS IS, THIS IS BULLSHIT, FAWKING BULLSHIT
GAME GRUMPS
VERSUS
ERBPARODIES
BEGIN !

Jon & Egoraptor :
HEY I'M GRUMP ! - I'M NOT SO GRUMP ! - AND WE'RE THE GAME GRUMPS !
We thought you were FЯED when we saw your amount of red thumbs
I looked at your battles and it was crap, worst than the sonic glitch !
- Worst than Adam VS Eve ? Worst than RKJCProductions ! - Outch !

What are you doing, you recruted some kid and the worst lipsyncher ever
And your videos look like they're edited on WLM, by a ear-raper ginger
I'm a famous cartoonist, Jon win money with a freaking gamepad !
30 years old laters, you'll regret all of your videos posted so bad !


ERBParodies :
EPIC RAP BATTLE PARODIIIIIIES ! Game Grumps.. Versus... US !
You fail at everything, your Steam Train was a real mess !
Fuck your ego, Ego, you make me sick, you arrogant prick !
And fuck this fat freak, Jon, you're gone and we won, shit brick !

Hey LSP, show them what a real flow is ! Justin, show them your punchline !
ANY GUY NAMED EGO.... MUST BE WATCHING PORNO ! Shamegrumps, it's your time !
You lost so many dudes, you'll reach the amount of Taylor's boyfriends !
Trying to replace them, but we all know your little show needs to end



Youtube comments :
- These 25 thumbs down are from dumb people, but these 2 opponents are worst
- We're the masse, the populace and we can decide if it's good or not ! - FIRST !
- Gamegrumps, don't forget that we watch you because you have fun when you play
- So stop the money whoring ! - anyways this need more ponies - FAKE AND GAY
- ERBparodies, you decide ? Fuck no, listen a bit more to your audience, godamnit !
- Fuck that's true ! - Critics and suggestions are something you can't admit !
- We could stop this shit, and make you both turn into dead channel in 10 seconds flat !
- Who won ? Who's next ? We'll decide so don't fuck with us, we can do that !

WHO WON ?
WHO'S NEXT ?
YA DECIDE MATE

EPIC RAP BATTLE OF WHATEVER BUT THIS TIME WITHOUT THE 3RD PARTY RAPPER BECAUSE I AM LAZY AS SHIT
THE ADORING FAN FROM OBLIVION
VERSUS
ROMLEOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON
BEGIN


The Adoring Fan :
By Azura, by Azura, by Azura ! You're a worst rapper than I !
You're facing the best, I am the Adoring fan Guy !
My idol defeated the Grey Prince, travelling around with badass powers
Yours is just a singer, with more ex-boyfriends than Ramona Flowers !
In the ERB tournament you'll be 373th, just like the meeting contest
And you're related to her ? Well that's called incest !
I'm not taking an arrow to the knee, I'm taking my knee in the arrow !
Think I'm weak ? Just wait until I'll turn into CICERO !


Romleon_TheTaySwiftFan122 :
Higher than second cousins is legal so it doesn't matter
But don't worry about this, I'm already busy with your mater
Adoring Fan, you don't even have a name, and fuck look at your head
You're so ugly and annoying, even your idol wants you dead
You talk too much you know, are you Heimskr's son ?
haha, beat it kid, you're a worst opponent than BBGUN
Taylor is my Waifu, praise her like she was the tenth divine
I'm not Chris Brown, but I'll show you my best punch line

WHO WON ?
WHO'S NEXT ?
YOU DECIDE, SO GIMME SUGGESTIONS ;-;

Want suggestions?

Max Damage (that bald guy from Carmageddon) vs EpicLLoyd ft Agent 47

EPIC RAP BATTLE OF HISTORY !
GABE NEWELL
VERSUS
THREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE (From the forum)

3 :
Oooh actually it's just Drjamesaq2, doesn't matter what...
Who am I talking to... Oh yes that Heavy Weapon Guy-like !
You rap like a hatless free-2-player, Irish and poor !
And with your big belly you can roll on the floor !

*- Oh no he didn't - Bye bye Half left 3 Fortress :(*

Yeah man ! Is it that hard for you to run ?
Or are you trying to imitate Markuss Persson ?
I'll be busy with my epic rap battle of country
You have no flow at all, but keep trying, baby !


Gabe Newell :
I don't know you as much as I don't know fear, so let's play
I hope you know, being that bad with is not even fair-play
Leaving you with the Erboh.com official rap battle on the cemetery
You have more chances to win than Half Life 3 being released that century
You wanted a battle ? Well it's just me, Gabe Newell !
You know my tag, G.A.B.E.N ! I'm challenging you to a duel !
You hypocrite nerd, you have chosen a name as small as your dick
I better face a worth opponent, because you're just Romleon's sidekick


3 :
All of your servers are full of kids and little teens
Stop watching My little pony, dude, you're almost 80 !
I won almost all of my battles, I'm on a true killing spree !
After this, you'll leave until the Epic Rap Battle season... 3 !


Gabe Newell :
Uuuh... This isn't working. I'm the Co-CEO of Valve, you bitch !
I may be ugly, but my glory will make you cry like the Witch !
Raping your wallet since 10 years, I'm "A Name You Should Know"
I've found your Steam Account, You'll always feel like I'm watching you now.


Saxton Hale :
SAXTON HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALE ! PROPERTY DAMAGE ACTIVATED !
YOU IRISH, GO CHECK THE INTERNET AND SEE HOW MUCH YOU'RE HATED
3, YOU MADE TWO COLLABS ? CONGRATZ FROM THE TROP OF A VOLCANO
YOU DO DRAMA WHILE I USE MY CHEST TO MAKE A TRIPLE RAINBOW
GABY, I AM THE CEO OF MANN CO, ALL YOU CAN DO IS SUCK MY AUSTRALIAN PENIS
YOU LOOK LIKE A BEAR, AND NOT THE GRYLLS ONE, IT'S TIME TO DISMISS
MANLIEST THAN TERRY CREWS WITH ALL THE OLD SPICE IN THE UNIVERSE
A NEW APOCALYPSE THEORY START EVERY TIME I'M SPITTING A VERSE

WHO WON ?
WHO'S NEXT ?
YOU DECIDE

What now guys ?

Banana peel vs turtle