So, following the basics of Putin's ERB verse, make one similar to it, for another character.
In case you can't read titles.
Anyway, here's mine, for Sam Fisher (I expect exactly none of you to get this one's meaning 100%):
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So, following the basics of Putin's ERB verse, make one similar to it, for another character.
In case you can't read titles.
Anyway, here's mine, for Sam Fisher (I expect exactly none of you to get this one's meaning 100%):
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Ash Ketchum:
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Mario:
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A person who doesn't know what to do with their life yet:
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Pool (With Permission)
{[Controversial Humor Alert!!!]}
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Red from Pokemon, Chell, Gordon Freeman, etc.
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GLaDOS
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Batman
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Myself (fuck rhymes) :
Did somebody say surrender ?
OUIIIIIIIIIIII you want to cook with me ?
I spit hot toast when I'm crushing these dicks
Blow it up like a penis, while i'm bailing in Paris
Doing parkour move and schooling Adam VS Eve saloooopes !
I'm an ambassador in my prime, my enemies make me sit in my chair an smile
The last man who attacked me forfeited so mon ami come at me
You know what you're doing, when you try to bust a rhyme against a guy like Clemi
You'll find that the HW is a good MC in the E R B O H
Bob Marley:
Did someone say weed?
Jaaaa, you want to hang with me?
I spit hot smoke while I'm smoking this weed.
Light it up like it's a blunt, while I'm playing in my hutt,
playing reggae songs for every Rastafarian dude's butt.
I'm a musician and I'm high, the weed helps to relax me,
the last man who attacked me was the sheriff, so ja mon come at me!
You all know that you wanna
let me sell you some of this marijuana,
you'll find that the ex-Nesta is the best rappa in all of Jamaica!
Kim Jong-Un:
YEEEEEE You want to mess with me?
I spit hot food while my people have nothing to eat
Blow it up like the DMZ, while I'm balling with the Chinese
Doing Tae Kwon Do and schooling every imperialist pussy!
I'm a Glorious Leader in my prime, the Americans don't distract me
The last peasant who spoke out against me, was put in a camp, so capitalist pig-dog come at me!
You don't know what you're doin, tryin' to mess around with a mind like Kim-Jong Un's and,
You'll find that the Dictator that's cray-cray is the best DJ in the DPRK!
Skrillex:
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LeBron James
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Me in le Gorby and Pootin form :D
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