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EPIC RAP BATTLES OF FAN CHOICE 1# (chosen by UnicornKevin)
PEW DIE PIE (as himself)
VS
TOBUSCUS (as himself)
BEGIN!
PewDiePie:
What's up bros? Lets play the rappin’ game
Your probably gonna cheat, like the way you rose to fame
I beat Slender, you're just a sex offender who doesn’t know shame
Bro, you were raised in Niceville, but you turned out to be a jerk
All your good for is going on Cartoon Network and badly acting as a store clerk
For that show Annoying Orange, and its more then the orange thats annoying
You hypnotize people to make them think you're funny, its witchcraft your enjoying
All you do is make crappy songs, its all wrong, your just a n00b who’s advertising
His overpriced store, with shitty t-shirts galore, my hair is so great, that it’s mesmerizing
Tobuscus:
I’m an annoying orange? Well your an annoying freak
With the hair of a geek and an anorexic’s physique
Just bless your face, you ugly disgrace
We both play Happy Wheels but you're losin’ this race
Your second place, to me in all of youtube
Spittin’ rhymes so cold your like a freakin’ ice cube!
I’ve been Toboscus since 2006, getting hot chicks
who dig my sideburns, Pew, you’ll never learn
That you're just a creepy spoiled Russian, BURNNNNN
PewDiePie:
Turner please, I was baryshnikov, you make me scoff
you're the petty teen jackin’ off to video game chicks like Laura Croft
Gonna shove your safety torch up your ass, hope you don’t get gas
My bro army gonna whip you fast, you say I’m second place? Well then your last
Who cares if your Tobuscus? I’m PEW DIE PIE
Kicking youtube ass starting in 2009!
You can’t stop me no matter what, like the Gathering in Amnesia
After hearing your raps, I’d like to request some anesthesia
Tobuscus:
Woah don’t tase me bro!
You’re the fat swedish mofo
I mean c’mon your real name is Felix, like the cat
The thing you have in common with that? You're both pussies
All the women you’ve dated in Russia are hussies
My commentaries are exemplary, nothing ordinary
All you do is play games that are kinda scary
I can swing my sword, you can’t even swing peoples opinions about how bad you are
You’ve been doing this since 2009? Wow you’re career hasn’t gotten far
WHO WON? WHO’S NEXT? SOMEONE ALREADY DECIDED
EPIC *brofist!* RAP BATTLES OF FAN CHOICE!
Funny, I suggested it as a joke and it ended up as a fantastic battle.
Tobuscus won, in my opinion.
Thanks, and I agree :3
Dang it, I wanted to choose one. These are awesome!
You can pm me your choice for season 2s first episode, and you can post it here when the time comesQuote:
Originally Posted by Uprising
Ok, I got it, and I'm working on Clemi's battle now
Axis vs Alies
Dude, read. Entries are closed unless you want to pm me for season 2. Damn.Quote:
Originally Posted by BBGUN
*broadcast taking over the air waves from Hong Kong*
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF FAN CHOICE 2# (chosen by Clemi)
EDWARD SNOWDEN (Nice Peter)
VS
JULIAN ASSANGE (Epic Lloyd)
BEGIN!
Assange:
Broadcasting from Norway, it’s Assange
rippin’ off the government’s official dossiea
I do wikileaks, you're just a former C.I.A who spends his weeks
locked up alone in prison, where no one remembers him
For sure, bad chap, your outlooks look grim
We are both in political asylum, but at least I’m trying
to give people the truth they deserve. You doing something besides failed spyin’?
Now that’s something unheard. You’re a lonely nerd, with a beard that looks like turd
I can see everything clearly, but your face is stilled blurred!
Snowden:
Man, your a bitch, is that why your wife left
You're more leaky than a faucet, and responsible for theft
I uncovered important governmental surveillance,
you're just a poor little man trying to get famous
You want to uncover a true governmental scheme?
Try investigating your host countries regime
You're going into politics? That’s a damn crime
Considering you’ve been fighting politics in your shit rhymes!
Have you ever faced any just consequences? Like jail time?!
Assange:
Are you a whistleblower or a traitor? I don’t freaking know
Your a bigger bastard then the D.o.J, Mr. Snow
I had a good partner who took a fall, you just had
a guy named Glenn who spilled your secrets when things got bad
I’m the voice for the people! You’re a one-timer whose feeble
Look at me! So dashing, handsome and regal
I expose the army of it’s faults, you're just a faulty administrator
You are more obvious and slow then the Terminator with a faulty simulator!
You’re a dumb American, so see you later, to you and all the haters!
Snowden:
I’m a dumb American? You're an Australian bitch
The land down under where everyone’s a dundee or a snitch!
Your hair belongs to Lucius Malfoy, and your face belongs to the trash
All the money you spend, you must have stolen tons of that cash
I defend basic human rights! You seem to always be in flight
Runnin’ from another country who hates you, no big shock
I think your hacking skills are to make up for your tiny cock
Systems locked! You’ve got the brains of rocks
Are you sure your websites not a joke or a false-mock?
WHO WON? WHO’S NEXT? SOMEONE ALREADY DECIDED
EPIC *keyboard clicks* RAP BATTLES OF FAN CHOICE!
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and here is a special badly translated French version for Clemi :3
* Diffuser reprenant les ondes en provenance de Hong Kong *
Rap battles épiques de FAN CHOIX 2 # (choisi par Clemi)
EDWARD SNOWDEN (Nice Peter)
VS
Julian Assange (Epic Lloyd)
BEGIN!
Assange:
Radiodiffusion de la Norvège, c'est Assange
rippin 'off dossiea officielle du gouvernement
Je fais wikileaks, vous êtes juste un ancien CIA qui passe ses semaines
enfermé seul dans la prison, où personne ne se souvient de lui
Pour sûr, le mauvais gars, vos perspectives semblent sombres
Nous sommes à la fois dans l'asile politique, mais au moins je vais essayer
pour donner aux gens la vérité qu'ils méritent. Vous faire quelque chose de plus échoué spyin?
Maintenant que c'est quelque chose d'inouï. Vous êtes un nerd solitaire, avec une barbe qui ressemble étron
Je peux tout voir clairement, mais votre visage est apaisé floue!
Snowden:
Man, votre pute, c'est pour ça que votre femme a quitté
Vous êtes plus perméable que d'un robinet, et responsable des vols
J'ai découvert importante surveillance gouvernementale,
vous êtes juste un pauvre petit homme essayant de devenir célèbre
Vous voulez découvrir un véritable régime gouvernemental?
Essayez enquêter sur votre régime de pays hôte
Vous allez en politique? C'est un crime sacrément
Considérant que vous avez été la lutte contre la politique de vos rimes de merde!
Avez-vous déjà fait face à des conséquences seulement? Comme une peine de prison!
Assange:
Êtes-vous un dénonciateur ou un traître? Je n'ai pas paniqué savoir
Votre un gros bâtard puis le D.o.J, M. Snow
J'ai eu un bon partenaire qui a fait une chute, il fallait simplement
un gars nommé Glenn qui a renversé tes secrets quand les choses allaient mal
Je suis la voix du peuple! Vous êtes un one-timer dont le faible
Regardez-moi! Donc, fringant, beau et majestueux
J'expose l'armée de ses fautes, vous êtes juste un administrateur défectueux
Vous êtes plus évident et lent alors le Terminator avec un simulateur défectueux!
Vous êtes un américain muet, de sorte que vous verrez plus tard, à vous et à tous les haineux!
Snowden:
Je suis un Américain stupide? Vous êtes une chienne australienne
Le Land Down Under où tout le monde est un dundee ou un mouchard!
Vos cheveux appartient à Lucius Malfoy, et votre visage appartient à la poubelle
Tout l'argent que vous dépensez, vous devez avoir volé des tonnes d'argent que
Je défends les droits fondamentaux de l'homme! Vous semblez toujours être en vol
Runnin 'd'un autre pays qui vous déteste, pas de gros choc
Je pense que vos compétences de piratage sont pour rattraper votre petite bite
Systèmes verrouillés! Vous avez le cerveau des roches
Etes-vous sûr de vos sites Web pas une blague ou une fausse-mock?
Qui a gagné? WHO'S NEXT? QUELQU'UN déjà décidé
EPIC * clics du clavier * RAP BATTLES de choix de FAN!