Epic Rap Battles of Fan Choice!

The fans choose the battles, I right them! (sorry if this isn't original)

This first "prototype" season will have 6 battles, which fans will decide

It can literally be anyone in any battle, as long as it's a person or living creature with higher knowledge (i.e. spongebob would be acceptable, chairlegz would not.)

I will spend a lot of time writing these

Just say a battle and it's done, but you can only say one! One battle per person!


Lets go!

SEASON 1
PewDiePie vs Tobuscus *done* (suggested by Unicorn Kevin, who thought Tobuscus won) (page 2)
Julian Assange vs Edward Snowden *done* (suggested by Clemi, who thought they tied) (page 3)
Col. Sanders vs Ronald Mcdonald *done* (suggested by Mancha, who hasn't shared an opinion yet) (page 3)
Sam Fisher vs Solid Snake
Iron Man vs Dr. Eggman
Plankton vs Mike Wizowski

Perfect place to say Pewdiepie vs Tobuscus... that's my suggestion.

Sorry.

:P alrighty

Julian Assange VS Edward Snowden

Col. Sanders vs Ronald McDonald

o-ok :P

Sam Fisher vs Solid Snaaaaaaaake...

Ok, 2 more!

Iron Man vs Dr. Eggman

Aight, one more!

Ok then! We'll start lata!

*A youtube loading screen pops up*

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF FAN CHOICE 1# (chosen by UnicornKevin)

PEW DIE PIE (as himself)

VS

TOBUSCUS (as himself)

BEGIN!

PewDiePie:
What's up bros? Lets play the rappin’ game
Your probably gonna cheat, like the way you rose to fame
I beat Slender, you're just a sex offender who doesn’t know shame
Bro, you were raised in Niceville, but you turned out to be a jerk
All your good for is going on Cartoon Network and badly acting as a store clerk
For that show Annoying Orange, and its more then the orange thats annoying
You hypnotize people to make them think you're funny, its witchcraft your enjoying
All you do is make crappy songs, its all wrong, your just a n00b who’s advertising
His overpriced store, with shitty t-shirts galore, my hair is so great, that it’s mesmerizing

Tobuscus:
I’m an annoying orange? Well your an annoying freak
With the hair of a geek and an anorexic’s physique
Just bless your face, you ugly disgrace
We both play Happy Wheels but you're losin’ this race
Your second place, to me in all of youtube
Spittin’ rhymes so cold your like a freakin’ ice cube!
I’ve been Toboscus since 2006, getting hot chicks
who dig my sideburns, Pew, you’ll never learn
That you're just a creepy spoiled Russian, BURNNNNN

PewDiePie:
Turner please, I was baryshnikov, you make me scoff
you're the petty teen jackin’ off to video game chicks like Laura Croft
Gonna shove your safety torch up your ass, hope you don’t get gas
My bro army gonna whip you fast, you say I’m second place? Well then your last
Who cares if your Tobuscus? I’m PEW DIE PIE
Kicking youtube ass starting in 2009!
You can’t stop me no matter what, like the Gathering in Amnesia
After hearing your raps, I’d like to request some anesthesia

Tobuscus:
Woah don’t tase me bro!
You’re the fat swedish mofo
I mean c’mon your real name is Felix, like the cat
The thing you have in common with that? You're both pussies
All the women you’ve dated in Russia are hussies
My commentaries are exemplary, nothing ordinary
All you do is play games that are kinda scary
I can swing my sword, you can’t even swing peoples opinions about how bad you are
You’ve been doing this since 2009? Wow you’re career hasn’t gotten far

WHO WON? WHO’S NEXT? SOMEONE ALREADY DECIDED

EPIC *brofist!* RAP BATTLES OF FAN CHOICE!

Funny, I suggested it as a joke and it ended up as a fantastic battle.

Tobuscus won, in my opinion.

Thanks, and I agree :3

Dang it, I wanted to choose one. These are awesome!

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Originally Posted by Uprising

Dang it, I wanted to choose one. These are awesome!

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You can pm me your choice for season 2s first episode, and you can post it here when the time comes

Ok, I got it, and I'm working on Clemi's battle now

Axis vs Alies

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Originally Posted by BBGUN

Axis vs Alies

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Dude, read. Entries are closed unless you want to pm me for season 2. Damn.

*broadcast taking over the air waves from Hong Kong*

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF FAN CHOICE 2# (chosen by Clemi)

EDWARD SNOWDEN (Nice Peter)

VS

JULIAN ASSANGE (Epic Lloyd)

BEGIN!

Assange:
Broadcasting from Norway, it’s Assange
rippin’ off the government’s official dossiea
I do wikileaks, you're just a former C.I.A who spends his weeks
locked up alone in prison, where no one remembers him
For sure, bad chap, your outlooks look grim
We are both in political asylum, but at least I’m trying
to give people the truth they deserve. You doing something besides failed spyin’?
Now that’s something unheard. You’re a lonely nerd, with a beard that looks like turd
I can see everything clearly, but your face is stilled blurred!

Snowden:
Man, your a bitch, is that why your wife left
You're more leaky than a faucet, and responsible for theft
I uncovered important governmental surveillance,
you're just a poor little man trying to get famous
You want to uncover a true governmental scheme?
Try investigating your host countries regime
You're going into politics? That’s a damn crime
Considering you’ve been fighting politics in your shit rhymes!
Have you ever faced any just consequences? Like jail time?!

Assange:
Are you a whistleblower or a traitor? I don’t freaking know
Your a bigger bastard then the D.o.J, Mr. Snow
I had a good partner who took a fall, you just had
a guy named Glenn who spilled your secrets when things got bad
I’m the voice for the people! You’re a one-timer whose feeble
Look at me! So dashing, handsome and regal
I expose the army of it’s faults, you're just a faulty administrator
You are more obvious and slow then the Terminator with a faulty simulator!
You’re a dumb American, so see you later, to you and all the haters!

Snowden:
I’m a dumb American? You're an Australian bitch
The land down under where everyone’s a dundee or a snitch!
Your hair belongs to Lucius Malfoy, and your face belongs to the trash
All the money you spend, you must have stolen tons of that cash
I defend basic human rights! You seem to always be in flight
Runnin’ from another country who hates you, no big shock
I think your hacking skills are to make up for your tiny cock
Systems locked! You’ve got the brains of rocks
Are you sure your websites not a joke or a false-mock?

WHO WON? WHO’S NEXT? SOMEONE ALREADY DECIDED

EPIC *keyboard clicks* RAP BATTLES OF FAN CHOICE!

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and here is a special badly translated French version for Clemi :3

* Diffuser reprenant les ondes en provenance de Hong Kong *

Rap battles épiques de FAN CHOIX 2 # (choisi par Clemi)

EDWARD SNOWDEN (Nice Peter)

VS

Julian Assange (Epic Lloyd)

BEGIN!

Assange:
Radiodiffusion de la Norvège, c'est Assange
rippin 'off dossiea officielle du gouvernement
Je fais wikileaks, vous êtes juste un ancien CIA qui passe ses semaines
enfermé seul dans la prison, où personne ne se souvient de lui
Pour sûr, le mauvais gars, vos perspectives semblent sombres
Nous sommes à la fois dans l'asile politique, mais au moins je vais essayer
pour donner aux gens la vérité qu'ils méritent. Vous faire quelque chose de plus échoué spyin?
Maintenant que c'est quelque chose d'inouï. Vous êtes un nerd solitaire, avec une barbe qui ressemble étron
Je peux tout voir clairement, mais votre visage est apaisé floue!

Snowden:
Man, votre pute, c'est pour ça que votre femme a quitté
Vous êtes plus perméable que d'un robinet, et responsable des vols
J'ai découvert importante surveillance gouvernementale,
vous êtes juste un pauvre petit homme essayant de devenir célèbre
Vous voulez découvrir un véritable régime gouvernemental?
Essayez enquêter sur votre régime de pays hôte
Vous allez en politique? C'est un crime sacrément
Considérant que vous avez été la lutte contre la politique de vos rimes de merde!
Avez-vous déjà fait face à des conséquences seulement? Comme une peine de prison!

Assange:
Êtes-vous un dénonciateur ou un traître? Je n'ai pas paniqué savoir
Votre un gros bâtard puis le D.o.J, M. Snow
J'ai eu un bon partenaire qui a fait une chute, il fallait simplement
un gars nommé Glenn qui a renversé tes secrets quand les choses allaient mal
Je suis la voix du peuple! Vous êtes un one-timer dont le faible
Regardez-moi! Donc, fringant, beau et majestueux
J'expose l'armée de ses fautes, vous êtes juste un administrateur défectueux
Vous êtes plus évident et lent alors le Terminator avec un simulateur défectueux!
Vous êtes un américain muet, de sorte que vous verrez plus tard, à vous et à tous les haineux!

Snowden:
Je suis un Américain stupide? Vous êtes une chienne australienne
Le Land Down Under où tout le monde est un dundee ou un mouchard!
Vos cheveux appartient à Lucius Malfoy, et votre visage appartient à la poubelle
Tout l'argent que vous dépensez, vous devez avoir volé des tonnes d'argent que
Je défends les droits fondamentaux de l'homme! Vous semblez toujours être en vol
Runnin 'd'un autre pays qui vous déteste, pas de gros choc
Je pense que vos compétences de piratage sont pour rattraper votre petite bite
Systèmes verrouillés! Vous avez le cerveau des roches
Etes-vous sûr de vos sites Web pas une blague ou une fausse-mock?

Qui a gagné? WHO'S NEXT? QUELQU'UN déjà décidé

EPIC * clics du clavier * RAP BATTLES de choix de FAN!

Wow that translation is bad XD

I have a request, Ötzi the Iceman vs Ice-Man (from X-Men).

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Originally Posted by 3

I have a request, Ötzi the Iceman vs Ice-Man (from X-Men).

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http://i.imgur.com/gd45qvY.jpg

Seriously. Can you guys freaking read? God damn.

*A fat not necessarily African kid looks into a KFC container and sees...*

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF FAN CHOICE 3# (chosen by Mancha)

COLONEL SANDERS (Epic Lloyd)

VS

RONALD MCDONALD (Nice Peter)

BEGIN!

Ronald Mcdonald:
You want the mick D? Well come on and see
What we do to fatass bitches who don’t agree
with my policy, so if you can, turn around and flee
I got a charity, that's helping the poor
You just advertise your shit door to door
Makin’ people buy your food since you served in war
If I wanted an army chef, I’d go to General Tso!
Throw what you know right outta the window
So pudgy that I thought you were that Pillsbury dough...

Col. Sanders:
….Boy, please, you’re a mascot, I’m a leader
I grind your food and put in my chicken feeder
I fought in the army to serve! All you do is serve crap
To unsuspecting’ folks who would hate to hear this rap
Your gay with the McBurglar, and you stole Carrot Top’s wig
Get outta the food business right now, ya dig?
Before I bring up your obsession with unsuspectin’ little kids,
you let them play in your house, something society forbids
Those stripes on the back of your suit, look like painted skids!

Ronald Mcdonald:
I’m Chief Happiness Officer, you're Chief of diabetes
All you did in war was hobble around trying to make treaties
I’m a freakin’ icon! Maybe your speed is more being on a box of Wheaties
I’ll get the purple monster to stomp you down!
The only mascot kids really love is the clown
I go on wacky morning cartoon adventures with my pals,
Your just a poor old man with bad morals
I quit a while back, but Mcdonalds couldn’t leave me
Number one in the Fortune 500, money so thick you can’t even see!

Col. Sanders:
Stop whining, before I shove 11 herbs and spices up your ass
burning you with rhyme gas, to make a mean patty
You call me fatty? I’m the fast food daddy
I put money in stocks, sued other companies, got rich quick
You're still a pedophile killer with a small fry dick
My chicken brings the finger licken’ dickens to my restaurant from around the world
So stop scarin’ little girls, goddamn you make me wanna hurl
When you were first created, you had a freakin’ cup for a nose
50 years later and still your creepiness shows!


WHO WON? WHO’S NEXT? SOMEONE ALREADY DECIDED!

EPIC *ba ba ba ba baaaa* RAP BATTLES OF FAN CHOICE!

Sorry I was out of town, the next one shall be on the horizon

Dayum dat was gewd