Epic Rap Battles of Forumers - Season 3

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Originally Posted by Umbreon

#It'llComeOutReallySoonIPromise

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OR WILL IT?
yeah

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Originally Posted by PolarBore

OR WILL IT?
yeah

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We fucking have 3 lines left. If it doesnt come out tonight i will kill soemething
But nothing big...something small...like a carrot....but not spiders...spiders are icky.

The Battle

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EPIC RAP BATTLES OF FORUMERS!
RANGERNUMBERX!
VERSUS!
LOHUYDAHUTT!
BEGIN!

Ranger
You're be-Loh my level, I'm gonna send you Sky Huy
Your rhymes hurt less than a pinch, I'm dropping Fat Guys! (Fat Guy)
Throw you down a Well, Then I'll already have my wish
I can rock the BGO roll, you can call me Elvis!
This Pokemaniac is about to get Smashed
Turning his Lohuydanuts into bangers and mash
Lohuydahutt is Lohuyda-F*CKED when rapping against me
You're never gonna fit in on this forum, just like Ridley!

Lohuydahutt
If I had to review your verse I'd give it a 6.5/10
You got lost to Clemi and you want to lose again?
When you're done with me, Gilbert, you'll be sleeping with the fishes
Your livestreams don't even work, and neither do your disses
How is this guy British when he's got no class?
Looks like I just kicked Ranger'neverhadsex's ass!
You should try copying my raps so that you won't still suck!
You're in my Range-r of fire and it looks like you're fucked!

Ranger
DAMMIT LOH! That verse was terrible just like your VGBR
Kicking your ass, unlike pronouncing your name, isn't gonna be hard
Your days are Numbered now, I'm gonna leave you x-ecuted
When it comes to rapping, im like the teacher and you're the student!
You're a terrorist but im causing the real terror!
You're a f*cking mod? That must be a site error!
Its over for you, Loh! Your fate has been Spheal-ed!
When im through with you, you're gonna need more than a Burn Heal!

Lohuydahutt
You may be a Drapion, but my rhymes are pure Dark!
I got kicked out of Mansion RPG, but im-

Horseleech
You wouldn't be homeless with me, Lohy!
I'll change your teabags to teabags who have been kicked!
You're facing a Doctor with rhymes so Sick!
I can't tell if you're not trying here or if you're legitimately that bad
My rhymes are so powerful, they drive the admins mad!
My raps are more beautiful than Lohy's face! (Loh: .-.)
In this contest, King Horseleech is gonna take 1st place
You're in my Range-r of fire so you better get back
It's Horceleech on the Mic and i just killed these tracks (... bloop.)

WHO WON?
WHO'S NEXT?
YOU DECIDE!
EPIC RAP ...Bloop. (DAMMIT LOH!) BATTLES OF FORUMERS!

.... Bloop.-ers and rejected lines

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EPIC RAP BATTLES OF FORUMERS!
DAHUTT!
VERSUS!
SAMBAMA!
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Sam, you had some trouble battling Obama, I guess you need some AID
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Sam
That :dancecat: emote's the only pussy you'll ever abuse!
Even in your OP, you admit you ripped off my reviews!
I'll squash you like a bug in Horseleech's grandma's cabin!
I've got more power than you and I'm "Not Really an Admin"
HeroSam's gonna go HAM on this pig and make him squeal.
Rhymes so impressive, they make audiences clap like Spheal.
Think you can battle a pacifist? I guess we'll see.
You've got a better chance matching Horseleech's IP

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Looks like you just lost yet again #TeamHeroSam

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WHO WON?
WHO'S NEXT?
YOU DECIDE!
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF FORUMERS!


Horseleech:
You've gone mad with power, Ranger and you must be stopped!
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I can't tell if you're not trying here or if you're legitimately that bad
Cant even set up a damn stream? Thats pretty fucking sad....
My grandma's a better rapper than you could ever be!
Ill ...Bloop you in the face if you ever cross me!
You better move, you're in my Range-r of fire!
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My raps are more beautiful than Lohy's face
Who are you? Do you even know your own race?

You think I'm scared? here's two words for ya: BLOW ME!

you can eat me balls of poke

You sick idiot, why did you diss my best friend?
I think somebody's jealous 'cau-*shot*

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Originally Posted by Umbreon

Written By:
Janet
Umbreon
Helioptile
Sambama


EPIC RAP BATTLES OF FORUMERS!
STRaTUM!
VERSUS!
ROCKET!
BEGIN!

STRaTUM
You're the next Up, Suprising? Where's your Will, or your bro?
Maybe hanging out with T.I.M in the never-having-lived-row
You deliver your c-raps worst then you deliver cards.
You're the bitch of the Countries. Ya gettin' drilled, HARD!
I'll Rocket my way to victory, you Scraggy obsessed freak!
'cause going against Beastness makes your chances look pretty bleak!
You're more hated than spambots and WingTurd combined!
and You're the biggest asshole ever of all time!
any guy named Rocket probably sucks cock-et
You seem like the kind of guy who would lick an electrical socket!


Rocket
Nobody gives a rat's ass about that shit, now let me take a Mud Shot!
You're the only fucking forumer who spams more than a Spambot!
'Show us a pic of your buddy BeastLord before you take a shot at my bro''
You're uh... BINGO! Mate, you're some sort of mangy dingo!
I didn't choose the slug life, the slug life chose me!
You got mental isues, d00d! you belong in therapy!
You should be banned already! Oh wait, you already were!
Do the forum a favor and forget your password!
Just can it before we ban it, understand it damnit?'
Wanna be America's Next Top Model, seldood? Get in line next to Janet.


STRaTUM
I'm an UltraBeast on this mic! Spittin' raps so sick
So why dont you lick a pickle, you dumbass prick!
Just do the forum a favor and get din to close your account!
You're a bigger troll than Gohan by all accounts!
You're in quite a pickle now, self proclaimed "King of Pickles".
Your Medals couldn't even sell on Craigslist for a nickel!

Rocket
Spin that record, DJ Cadence, I've tamed roo's and wombats, mate
You better make like Clemi and surrender before it's too late!
You picked a Titan as your new name but you aren't a Teen yet!
Keep making fanfics all you want, everyone knows they're shit!
Just like Zoroark, I'm bringing the wrath of the Dark Knight.
You've been infractured by a "Feebasturd". K'ban, g'night!

WHO WON?
WHO'S NEXT?
YOU DECIDE!
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF FORUMERS, MATE!

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just dun found dis

tenouttaten

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Originally Posted by RocketMan 2.0

just dun found dis

tenouttaten

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How did you JUST notice it? :p

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Originally Posted by Umbreon

How did you JUST notice it? :p

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Do you think I have time to read EVERY SINGLE THREAD AND POST on this forum, in between school, finding shinies and other essentials?

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Originally Posted by RocketMan 2.0

Do you think I have time to read EVERY SINGLE THREAD AND POST on this forum, in between school, finding shinies and other essentials?

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Yeah.

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Originally Posted by RocketMan 2.0

Do you think I have time to read EVERY SINGLE THREAD AND POST on this forum, in between school, finding shinies and other essentials?

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Yeah.

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Originally Posted by RocketMan 2.0

Do you think I have time to read EVERY SINGLE THREAD AND POST on this forum, in between school, finding shinies and other essentials?

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Yeah.

ANYWAY, I won (only partially because you used 'range-r of fire' twice).