Epic Rap Battles of Forumers - Season 3

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08-12-2013
GonadTheNomad

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Flying Bullet

I feel like I'm referenced in every episode.
And who is Chris

You aren't, and should be happy if you are.

Chris is Umbre*shot*
08-12-2013
Katz

CAN I BE IN DIS SEASON?
08-12-2013
Umbreon

Quote:

Originally Posted by UltraBeast

CAN I BE IN DIS SEASON?

Yes you can.

Will you be? idk
08-12-2013
Spars

Quote:

Originally Posted by UltraBeast

CAN I BE IN DIS SEASON?

Because you asked, no.
08-12-2013
Katz

Well that reply is just a bundle of sunshine!

Me vs. The Flying Bullet

Connection: A battle of the people with too many rap battle series!
08-12-2013
Spars

Quote:

Originally Posted by UltraBeast

Well that reply is just a bundle of sunshine!

Me vs. The Flying Bullet

Connection: A battle of the people with too many rap battle series!

NEVER. BBGUN HAS BEEN IN TOO MANY GOT DAMN RAP BATTLES.
08-12-2013
Clemi

Quote:

Originally Posted by Batman4Real

NEVER. BBGUN HAS BEEN IN TOO MANY GOT DAMN RAP BATTLES.

All of my this because this
08-13-2013
Samos

Weird idea here, but how about BSB vs. SBS?
08-13-2013
GonadTheNomad

Quote:

Originally Posted by HeroSamuel

Weird idea here, but how about BSB vs. SBS?

:cool:
08-13-2013
sane

http://images.yuku.com/image/gif/3cc...b7bf51560d.gif

Quote:

Originally Posted by HeroSamuel

Weird idea here, but how about BSB vs. SBS?
08-13-2013
The Element Commander

Someone appears to be pleased.
08-13-2013
Umbreon

Our First Audio!

https://soundcloud.com/epic-rap-batt...es-of-forumers
08-13-2013
BBGUN

Cool!
08-14-2013
Umbreon

Spoiler:

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF ANIMA*shot*FORUMERS
BRAD WOLF
VERSUS
POLARBORE
BEGIN

Brad Wolf:
It's finally my time to shine, and you know my raps are so divine
My rhymes are sublime and victory soon will be mine
Breaking Brad is Breaking down all of your raps
You're rhymes are so bad they make people take naps
u decided to 1v1 me fagt
Bad choice, you pickle duck ass maggot
Compared to me you got the rap skills of a kid
I'll make you crash and burn more than my group did

PolarBore:
My name may be PolarBore, but my raps are anything but
Whenever you come to a persons door they slam the door SHUT
They say, "That kid was ugly, nobody could love that face"
Cause you're a flat out disgrace to the entire human race!
I actually have a life! All you do is do nerd shit
I also even have a wife! Yours has disappeared, bitch!
I'm turning my rap skills up past 11
Better watch out, cause you've just learned why nobody fucks with Kevin!

Brad Wolf:
Your rapping skill was almost 100 but it just dropped
I Dont mean to burst your bubble, but it got OMGPOPPED
You've had more wives than Henry the 8th and more name changes than an identity thief
Your avatar may be a bear, but I have faith that you can't even scare a leech!

PolarBore:
I'll bury you down in an Edgar Rice Burrough before you can get a chance to win
If you think you can rap, think again, all I see in you is a bunch of sin!
My avatar is a bear, and I'll give you a scare, and I've got a ton of pears, playa!
If you wanted to beat me, you should have started with the prayers!

WHO WON?
WHO'S NEXT?
YOU DECIDE!
EPIC (ROAR) RAP BATTLES OF FORUMERS!
08-14-2013
Poles

Probably the best thing I have ever read.
08-14-2013
GonadTheNomad

Tied.
08-15-2013
Facilier

Yes.
YeS
YES
YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSssss
YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mc...y0p7o1_500.gif
http://images.wikia.com/glee/images/...es_ye_syes.gif

I won moar then poliowhore
08-15-2013
The Element Commander

I feel like the ursine won in the first verse, but the Brad took it in the second interchanging of wits.
08-15-2013
BBGUN

Polarbore won
08-15-2013
Facilier

WELL NOW WE KNOW WHO REALLY WON ;0
anyway playa you just mad
08-16-2013
Lancer

Stop reusing people and make ones with people who haven't yet been in one ;-;
08-16-2013
Umbreon

Quote:

Originally Posted by SPoCK

Stop reusing people and make ones with people who haven't yet been in one ;-;

Brad hasnt been in one. Thats why we did it.
08-16-2013
Lancer

Quote:

Originally Posted by Umbreon

Brad hasnt been in one. Thats why we did it.

I know, but BolarPore has.
08-16-2013
Umbreon

Quote:

Originally Posted by SPoCK

I know, but BolarPore has.

As long as there's at least 1 new rapper im fine with it.
08-18-2013
WWEFan

Quote:

Originally Posted by Umbreon

The Season 3 Opener!:

Spoiler:

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF FORUMERS!
WWEFAN!
VERSUS!
DA KURLZZ!
BEGIN

WWEFan101 :
WWE is the real OG
You cant beat me cuz im the best MC
I voiced Tupac for ERBParodies, and I rap like him too
From one WWE Fan to another, just STFU
Is D3ath just a troll or is he just completely dumb?
Is he gonna fail this battle as hard as Kirk against Columb?
None of these questions have an answer, bummer!
You're so ugly, even BBGUN will refuse to make a cover!

Da Kurlzz:
Da Kurlzz is in Da House! And it's time to destroy
You've been around here for around a year, and sucked up everybodies joy!
This fan of fake sports is about to learn a lesson
About how to be a lesser man than me, there's just no question
You act like a youtube celeb, but you dont do shit.
You just buy songs early off of itunes and post lyrics.
And how bout giving the forumers some credentals
since half the time we're the ones finding the instrumentals

WWEFan101 :
Your name may have been D3ATH before but you never gave me any fright
And 101 is the number of chicks that I banged last night!
When it comes to awesome raps, you aren't even in the running
Come back when you've got 2,000 subscribers, these raps are simply stunning!

Da Kurlzz:
Aaaaand here's where I'd put a fuck, if i gave one!
I'm so certified bad ass, of course that I won!
You're just good at ERB spoilers so... hisssssssssss
And dood, you probably rap worst than Chris!

Clemi :
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH

Uprising :
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH

Adonis :
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH

Batman:
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH

Umbreon :
OOOOOO- wait, what?

WHO WON?
WHO'S NEXT?
YOU DECIDE!
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF FORUMERS!

Y U RUB IN TEH FACT THAT I DON'T HAVE 2000 SUBS YET? :p
08-18-2013
Umbreon

Quote:

Originally Posted by WWEFan101

Y U RUB IN TEH FACT THAT I DON'T HAVE 2000 SUBS YET? :p

Upizzle came up with the line(i think) so dont blame me :p

So..better than your first, right?
08-19-2013
BBGUN

Quote:

Originally Posted by Umbreon

Spoiler:

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF ANIMA*shot*FORUMERS
BRAD WOLF
VERSUS
POLARBORE
BEGIN

Brad Wolf:
It's finally my time to shine, and you know my raps are so divine
My rhymes are sublime and victory soon will be mine
Breaking Brad is Breaking down all of your raps
You're rhymes are so bad they make people take naps
u decided to 1v1 me fagt
Bad choice, you pickle duck ass maggot
Compared to me you got the rap skills of a kid
I'll make you crash and burn more than my group did

PolarBore:
My name may be PolarBore, but my raps are anything but
Whenever you come to a persons door they slam the door SHUT
They say, "That kid was ugly, nobody could love that face"
Cause you're a flat out disgrace to the entire human race!
I actually have a life! All you do is do nerd shit
I also even have a wife! Yours has disappeared, bitch!
I'm turning my rap skills up past 11
Better watch out, cause you've just learned why nobody fucks with Kevin!

Brad Wolf:
Your rapping skill was almost 100 but it just dropped
I Dont mean to burst your bubble, but it got OMGPOPPED
You've had more wives than Henry the 8th and more name changes than an identity thief
Your avatar may be a bear, but I have faith that you can't even scare a leech!

PolarBore:
I'll bury you down in an Edgar Rice Burrough before you can get a chance to win
If you think you can rap, think again, all I see in you is a bunch of sin!
My avatar is a bear, and I'll give you a scare, and I've got a ton of pears, playa!
If you wanted to beat me, you should have started with the prayers!

WHO WON?
WHO'S NEXT?
YOU DECIDE!
EPIC (ROAR) RAP BATTLES OF FORUMERS!

I'm sorry for shooting the announcer on accident
08-19-2013
Uprising

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Flying Bullet

I'm sorry for shooting the announcer on accident

That was you?

The FBI will be outside your house in 3 millenniums.

:p
08-19-2013
Umbreon

New stuff on soundcloud! 4 Demos and a beat! The actual battle will be out sometime this week (probably)! Also, yes 3 of them are from the same person
Enjoy them here:

https://soundcloud.com/epic-rap-battles-of-forum
08-19-2013
GonadTheNomad

Quote:

Originally Posted by Umbreon

New stuff on soundcloud! 4 Demos and a beat! The actual battle will be out sometime this week (probably)! Also, yes 3 of them are from the same person
Enjoy them here:

https://soundcloud.com/epic-rap-battles-of-forum

You have a very deep voice for a cat fox thing.
08-19-2013
Poles

I didn't know that ducks could speak.
08-19-2013
Umbreon

Quote:

Originally Posted by PolarBore

I didn't know that ducks could speak.

http://troll.me/images/pissed-off-ob...-i-said-it.jpg
08-19-2013
Uprising

Quote:

Originally Posted by Umbreon

http://troll.me/images/pissed-off-ob...-i-said-it.jpg

Misused Memes of America (MMA) at your service.
08-19-2013
Umbreon

https://soundcloud.com/epic-rap-batt...eon-vs-flareon

:0
08-19-2013
GonadTheNomad

Quote:

Originally Posted by Umbreon

https://soundcloud.com/epic-rap-batt...eon-vs-flareon

:0

Ground-breaking shit.

Umbrella has spoken.

EDIT: Dafuq, spellcheck, *Umbreon.
08-20-2013
Umbreon

Zoroark Vs Batman:

Spoiler:

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF FORURMERS!
BATMAN4REAL!
VERSUS!
ZOROARKPKMN!
BEGIN!

B:
Wii sux

Z:
u suk

B
Nu-Uh

Z
Yu-huh

WHO WON?
WHO'S NEXT?
YOUD ECIDE!
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF FORUMERS!

i hope you know im kidding...real thing'll be out in a minute
08-20-2013
Poles

Quote:

Originally Posted by Umbreon

Zoroark Vs Batman:

Spoiler:

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF FORURMERS!
BATMAN4REAL!
VERSUS!
ZOROARKPKMN!
BEGIN!

B:
Wii sux

Z:
u suk

B
Nu-Uh

Z
Yu-huh

WHO WON?
WHO'S NEXT?
YOUD ECIDE!
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF FORUMERS!

i hope you know im kidding...real thing'll be out in a minute

Still better than Adam vs Eve.
08-20-2013
GonadTheNomad

Quote:

Originally Posted by Umbreon

Zoroark Vs Batman:

Spoiler:

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF FORURMERS!
BATMAN4REAL!
VERSUS!
ZOROARKPKMN!
BEGIN!

B:
Wii sux

Z:
u suk

B
Nu-Uh

Z
Yu-huh

WHO WON?
WHO'S NEXT?
YOUD ECIDE!
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF FORUMERS!

i hope you know im kidding...real thing'll be out in a minute

Duck.
08-20-2013
Umbreon

Batman Vs Zoroark. 4real this time (GETIT? 4REAL? HUH? IM FUNNY RITE? no..? ok... :( )

Spoiler:

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF FORUMERS!
BATMAN4REAL!
VERSUS!
ZOROARKPKMN!
BEGIN!

Z
Ohai, Batman! time for lyrical Warefare
You think you can win? I dont fucking care!
We got Mario, Pokemon, Metroid, and Sonic
So admit im better and have a better taste in electronics
Rant #8 is about this football obsessed fag
My system is great, all yours does is lag, you douchebag
Call of Duty sucks it's just repetitive gameplay
Some fags may disagree but it doesn't matter what they say

B
I show up to battle whenever Duty Calls
But I didn't expect to face a guy who didnt have balls!
I'm the Caped Crusader, contrary to what everybody else thinks
And you're just an impersonator of a good rapper, you truly do stink!
Your a nintendo freak, take a kick straight to the bowel.
Ill play the WII U when the Saints lose a superb owl
All the members hate you, mods hate you, and i hate you as well
I'm a batass forumer who'll send you straight to hell

Z
My raps are like Super Smashes! It's Super Effective! A Critical-Hit!
I cant believe you think PS3 is better than the Wii, you twit.
Your an over dramatic bitch, how about you just leave us
This is a dis rap. Get sacked. Fuck you and "Breesus"

B
How the fuck have you not been banned yet?
You're an annoying asshole who isn't even a threat
Lel. ******. Shut Up with your nintendo crap.
if I wanted to die, i wouldve read a game rap.

WHO WON?
WHO'S NEXT?
YOU DECIDE!
EPIC NA NA NA NA NA NA RAP BATTLES OF FORUMERS!
08-20-2013
Spars

I won.

Your a nintendo freak, take a kick straight to the bowel.
Ill play the WII U when the Saints lose a superb owl

FAKKN PWND BITCH

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